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@ryuuder Once told my aunt “just cus you saw my crouch when I was 7 months old doesn’t mean you get to see my big fat clit now that I’m 17” I think that’s my proudest moment honestly

“i changed your diapers as a kid” OH MY GOD JUST BECAUSE YOU DID THE BARE MINIMUM FOR ME AS A KID DOESNT MEAN YOU GET TO SEE ME STRIPPING BUTT BOOTY NAKED TO CHANGE

@neet_sol Me with my best friend and sister cus when is it 4 pm and I’m getting a discord call from my long distance friend and 10 min later I’m getting a call from my sister

having an unemployed friend to text during work is essential, they’re the window of your prison cell

@suchnerve On multiple occasions I’ve met brand new coworkers and have straight up said “alright autism man/lady” and it always ends in“yeah and so are you, fucker” or “No, but you sure are” and that normal works out

There should be a way to tell a stranger with whom you’re interacting “I’m autistic and I can tell you are too, so it’s okay!! You don’t need to mask!!!!!!” without it being offensively overfamiliar

@762x54RAWR Me and my mom used to bring my pit mix outside before we knew smoking was bad for them (one terrible google search later sent me into a guilt spiral 😭) but the first few times it genuinely seemed to help her with her hip and knee pains and she would sleep and wake up fine tho

@dearimadi Yes cus if I watch someone else who can’t actually be effected by my issues deal with them then I learn how to deal with them, slowly, but still

@SpectralAurora_ When I first came out as Tran to my brother the first thing he did was stop complaining about me taking his shirts and jackets. And when I came out to my mom she stopped thinking I was stealing her shirts (I was) and started suggesting I go shopping for myself without her :}

seen an recent influx of hate for that thing cis women do sometimes do where they give you a bunch of their old clothes when they find out youre trans but i personally always found it really sweet and a nice way to learn how to style things

@wastedwannabe An issue (I’m mixed black and white) made me feel like any attempt I made towards a special interest was dumb and over all just made me feel like my compassion for animals homes or not was wrong. But he was abused and couldn’t grow from it

@wastedwannabe That’s me about my bio dad and my grandma. He was a drug addict and owes me A LOT of money in child support he didn’t pay, never made any attempt to see me and even now that he has my number still won’t call. My grandpa was a decent grandma, but she made me feel like my hair was

for some reason i notice ppl w daddy issues: i fucking hate my dad and i hope he burns in satan's asscheeks like he deserves ppl w mommy issues: my mom is insane 😤 my mom used to be a little girl 😞 she was my first bully 😠 she used to have hopes and dreams 😭

@eiikomae The color of roses and coral , of the stars and planets, of distinction and pain. The duality of red. Beautiful

#ironlung #projecthailmary I am reminded that red is my favorite color 🥹

@stingrachelart I worked late one night, came home to find my mother was waiting for me but had fallen asleep and I don’t think I’ve seen anything sweeter

Do anyone else’s parents just randomly nap in their bed

@talleyberrybaby “I live and care for you and all that, but ima need you to stop”

how do you say “you’re getting on my fucking nerves” in a way that says “i value our relationship but please stop”

@DylanVilain29 IM BACK IN THE FUCKING BUILDING AGAIN OHHH NOOOO 😭😭😭 (baller art tho)

This art of Markiplier in the CalArts style is probably the most 2014 thing ever drawn. Kind of find it endearing.

@Akir_a997 Yeah I’m ugly, not someone who doesn’t accept donations, I’d let any call me ugly if it ment I got fucking money for it

If Someone hands you $3,000 just because "You're ugly"would you take the money ?

@Unaffectd_Moron Shotgun, now where is the Woman to my head?

Woman to your head name a gun

@heavensbvnny Cat

One fun feature of twitter is that if you just mention cats, people will reply with pictures of their cats. Watch: Cat.

@bbambied Yes but I want pretty curtains, like the ones at your grandparents house, behind the black out ones that way at night or when I’m changing black out curtains and during the day, soft yellow curtains with flowers and bees on them and the warmth of the sun on the edge of my bed

y'all gon be 60 with blackout curtains and led lights fr?

@xenvuen Mostly yeah. Other then the insulation and stabilizer boards. The rest of the walls are to hide my billions of dollars and bodies from the government

is it true in america your walls are just hollow

@james_xond Sadly no 😭 I do remember the house we lived in and I remember watching the three stuges and tom and Jerry on the CD she bought me, then getting annoyed when she called cus I would have to pause my show

Does anyone who grew up before social media still remember their parents’ landline number??

@RealPostFolder Yeah half my family finna go out and I’m going MF to be buying land and a few houses for me, my mom and my sisters

@hotfunn22 Yes thank you. I strive for a vinyl and CD collection vibe

it/its people have pheromones that transport you to 2005