Mimi

Why should we take advice from this woman who always looks really awful and is constantly upping her part like she’s a game show host? Can’t even do her hair well #thismorning

@ihnewman If only she didn’t love herself so much. Boring

Raye real class act #thebrits

#midsomermurders Doc Martin neck brace lady Grantchester the photographer boyfriend Little Alan plus countless Detective villains Sister in Scott & Bailey and Madame Blanc

@ifeelflames Doc Martin neck brace lady Grantchester the photographer boyfriend Little Alan plus countless Detective villains

As someone who suffered from “oh-I-know-them-what-have-they-been-in-before-itus” this episode is sending me into a frenzy 😂😂😂 #midsomermurders

@sdidcott @emilyroseon But you vote for who you want to stay?

@emilyroseon Yes! Everyone I've asked have said that they have voted for Vogue or Kelly and none for Alex or Eddie!!

Double elimanation please for these two #ImACeleb

@JamesBentley700 I think JR would turn up at a public stoning if it was gonna be on tv. So it’s purely for extra few mins of airtime. She doesn’t care about the telling off

Whatever you may think about them, all credit to Julia Ruth and Steven for turning up, when they didn’t have to, knowing they’re going to get a lot of kak thrown at them. Unlike that thick wet Joe #MAFS #MAFSUK #MarriedAtFirstSight

So when can we find out who is still together? Are they allowed to post on Insta now? 😂 #MAFSuk

@CrazyVibes_1 Yesterday morning? But you’ve built relationship already. This isn’t a true story

I walked into the shelter yesterday morning with a bag of old blankets I was donating and walked out holding a soul that had been broken and waiting far too long. This Rottweiler had been returned three times. The label on his kennel said it all. Too much. Too big. Too strong. Too misunderstood. But when I looked at him all I saw was a dog who just wanted someone to sit beside. The staff told me he'd stopped eating two weeks ago. Stopped wagging his tail. He'd just lie there with his head on his paws, watching the door like he was hoping the next person might be the one who didn't walk away. I wasn't planning on adopting. I'd just sold some furniture on Tedooo app and was finally getting my finances stable after the divorce. Getting a dog wasn't part of the plan. But then I sat down outside his kennel. Not looking at him, not talking, just being there. Listening to the silence between us. And something inside me whispered that he's not too much, he's just been without enough love for too long. So I stayed. No words. No treats. Just presence. Slowly, painfully, he moved closer. Laid his massive head on my knee. And finally let out this breath he'd been holding for months. That's when the shelter worker took this photo. Not a rescue. A reunion between two hearts that didn't even know they were lost until they found each other. Now this big boy rides shotgun in my truck. Sleeps beside my bed. Follows me room to room like a shadow stitched in loyalty. I'm calling him Bear because that's what he feels like, this gentle giant who just needed someone to see past the label.

Who is Kieran dressed as??? #MAFSUKDoesComeDineWithMe

@_tventhusiast I think she’s trying to get clients for her cosmetic dentistry - longer she stayed the better for her. Painful #MAFSUK

Nelly: "he's shown me that I'm not a priority" HOW MANY TIMES HAS SHE SAID THIS! EVERY WEEK! Sorry but she actually annoys me more than Steven does, she's happily let herself be a doormat for weeks. "He would give me hope every week" he never gave you hope ever! #MAFS #MAFSUK

@JaneEJane9 I think it’s b cause the Botox makes her unable to smile #MAFSUK

Anybody else think Leigha's always smirking at leah #MAFSUK #MAFSUK2025 #mafs

God Nelly you’ve told him a thousand times all these things. There’s no point? Why are you being so blind. He has heard everything multiple times and doesn’t care. Your voice has spoken already and the answer is no. You’re intelligent so please stop#MAFSUK

@ManUtdMrs Please Nelly this is a charade now. Do you need dental patients that badly????

Leo is cringe, April is condescending, Leigh is silly, Leah is annoyed, Rebecca is unimpressed, Steven is a Tw*t and Nelly has woken up. #mafsuk

Why they drinking out of vases? So funny. I feel sorry for Leo he’s so deluded 😟

@joannamont Her face looks mean and ugly now. She seemed pretty before 🙃

Is she pissed? Unhinged? Both? Big eek, Julia-Ruth. Your poor parents probably aren’t that proud of you just now #mafsuk

Do people like Aesha? Her squawking at everything is doing my head in #belowdeckmediterranean

@StarbucksUK Hi there. Our local Asda garage has just installed a Starbucks machine. Can I earn rewards on this for my daily cappuccino?

Why everyone so clean after grave digging??? #CelebrityTraitors

@Music751 I just think he didn’t find her attractive. She does look very much older than 56. I’m am sorry but it’s true

Disgusted with Paul. Too coward from the off to tell Anita he's not interested and rather string her along, constantly staring at the ceiling. She wanted to leave last week, but he thought, I'll put her through another pointless timewasting exercise.😠 I feel for Anita...#MAFSUK

@stevenagemandy @Ocado Same here? Are they coming tomorrow??

@Ocado Email said i would be able to this week and not a lot of this week left now ….

@Ocado had an email middle of last week saying I could book my Xmas slot this week and would be getting a message when I could book. Not had any notification as yet?