Mimp

Told ya… Best asset ever🫶🏻

dont type gg if you win if you never type gg if you lose

the em dash is no longer the clearest sign of ai-generated writing. honestly? it’s this.

@BeepIsla @CsBuggy How much do the credits cost?

This is how creating a souvenir skin looks like. You can choose autograph but not positions or anything else.

@yonann dont people know what slippage is?😭

Matt Kalish says Kalshi showed him a $930K payout on a $10K bet, then market makers turned the odds from 93 to 1 into 38 to 1 "i say i want to bet $10,000 on brooks koepka to win, the website says 93 to 1, i hit bet, what do you think happens?" "you think you're getting 93 to 1 right, and of course you're gonna win $930,000 right" "it turns out my bet's getting dumped to wall street market makers for a fraction of the amount. it was like 60% vig basically on this bet" "why is it if i bet $10 i'm getting 93 to 1 and if i bet $1,000 now it's suddenly 38 to 1? that's not sports betting, that's some other shit"

@GuseppeEnjoyer My main is banned for comms abuse 😭😭

@MimpCS2 oh im goated

Wow I'm great

I been around dbd long enough to know this is how they react to every Mori so it ain’t gonna be anything special

if america were a serious country we'd be doing regime change in france right fucking now

@enhanced_games Imagine taking every steroid known to science just to get out-swam by a guy whose only supplement is orange slices and a good night's sleep. Tremendous.

@aaalexhl Too bad I dont have 60k to put in hype like that

I truly believe the easy "make it" strategy is to just stake 1k HYPE and not touch it

If you bought $hype yesterday at $55 and sold today you would have outperformed 6 years of holding Ethereum

@aaalexhl I SOLD MINE FOR $25 HYPE

You could've sold your SOL and ETH for $20 HYPE You could've sold your SOL and ETH for $30 HYPE You could've sold your SOL and ETH for $40 HYPE You could've sold your SOL and ETH for $50 HYPE You could've sold your SOL and ETH for $60 HYPE

@forallcurious WERE GOING TO SPACE

🚨: Scientists found a massive alcohol cloud in space. It has enough alcohol to fill 400 trillion trillion pints of beer.

HyperStrat is already up $1 Billion on their $HYPE position. This is not just the most profitable DAT in history but also the most efficient. Saylor and Strategy put >60 Billion in BTC at average cost basis of 75k and are up LESS $ on their position than $PURR which put about $220 Million into $HYPE.

@MewoMewoCS If its not too expensive I might have to try get an aleksiB souvie loadout

After thoughts on the CS2 souv update: It's actually a good update. It doesn't affect old souvs with crap skins, and now you can make your fav skin into a souv with your fav player and/or map. With the removal of packages and capsules, it gives old ones a good chance to grow.

Happy $HYPE week! I hope next week brings us even more pumpage🫶🏻

funding is neg lmao

guy that fudded at the bottom is bullposting the top /the_slurper