Kathy Griffin

@GuntherEagleman Wait... how are you going to prove you were BORN before 1961...a birth certificate, maybe... and if it doesn't match your vote id or driver's license...hmmm...

BREAKING: Sen. Schmitt just SCORCHED Chuck Schumer and proved how he has rampant TDS. "If the ghost of Chuck Schumer in the 90's could whisper into his ear and tell him to vote for this, we would welcome that because Chuck Schumer was all for voter ID just a few years ago." There are two things driving Democrats and anyone else who opposes Trump and the SAVE America Act specifically: the need to CHEAT in elections and Stage 5 TDS. We need to kick the mentally ill out of power in DC and across the nation before we fall into idiocracy.

@nicksortor And now there's fewer to go to the other locations...

🚨 HELL YES! DOZENS of anti-ICE protestors were arrested by Florida Deputies for BLOCKING the road outside the ICE facility in Miami Florida doesn’t play! 🔥 Don’t drop the charges! Teach them a lesson!

@Gutfeldfox I get by air and by sea, but how does an island get humanitarian aid by land?🤔🤣

The Return of Greta Thunberg

@GuntherEagleman @krassenstein With no war...

@krassenstein Were you shocked when it was $5 under Joe Biden?

BREAKING: In retaliation to the Kharg Island attack, Iranian drones have just hit oil facilities at Fujairah Port in the UAE. I’d be shocked if Gas isn’t $4 next week.

Now hold a minute... as someone that just walked 9.53 miles for a 15k (according to my Garmin) in ridiculous heat and humidity...if I had been swept or had to bail at mile 7, you better believe I was getting my medal...I don't qualify for anything because it's a DNF, but that 7 miles, felt like 13.1 miles... as long as you're not taking anything from someone else (like a qualifying spot for Boston, Chicago, NYC, etc), why shouldn't you get the medal you paid for when conditions or issues arise? I've seen a lot of reasons people got DNF and I'd never deny them getting the medal... maybe it is a "participation medal", but it reminds us we gave our best in hard conditions and how to prepare for the next one... I've also seen where the race had to stop because of extreme heat or thunderstorms and those that were swept got their medals... even though it's considered a DNF.

In a move reeking of participation-trophy culture run amok, the LA Marathon last week introduced a new rule: Any runner who made it past mile 18 of the 26.2-mile course, even if they didn’t cross the finish line, received a medal. Why draw the line at mile 18? Why not mile 10, or mile 1?

@BasedMikeLee The middle looks like the "far right" when you're dangling off the left edge...

If you can’t refer to conservatives without using terms like “far right,” you’re an idiot

@BasedMikeLee Will there be recession appointments being done? He hasn't done much of that... otherwise, heck no!

Senators shouldn’t go home until DHS is funded and SAVE America is passed Who’s with me?

@ScottJenningsKY @PeteHegseth "He did get a bronze star..." like it's not a big deal... and he got 2...

LIE: @PeteHegseth is just a "Fox News host." REALITY: Pete Hegseth is a decorated military veteran who bravely served in Iraq & Afghanistan. LIE: Pete Hegseth is incompetent. REALITY: Maduro = cooked, Iran = obliterated, terrorists = dead. Looks like a generational run to me

@mattvanswol Elections we can trust

I am becoming more and more convinced that the vast majority of America’s problems could be solved by deporting illegal aliens. - Housing - Healthcare - Wages - Inflation - Traffic - Education - Insurance Premiums - Huge amounts of crime What am I missing here?

Hang in there. I was crushed when Clinton got elected the 2nd time... believed we were destined for awful leadership...focus on the wins! We have more wins in this presidency than I've seen in 39 years of voting... there might be some battles lost, but I think we'll win the war...count the wins...

I’m now convinced that the majority of the GOP in Congress… …are just Democrats at heart, who say things that sound conservative to get elected Maybe the uniparty is real after all. Maybe that’s why they won’t vote on any of the popular Trump agenda items. This sucks…

Happy International Women's Day! In the last week, @xx_xyathletics has gone viral -- twice. The first video that took off is called "We knew" and it highlights the simple fact that we've always known what a woman is, until now. So WTF happened? This ridiculous ideology happened, that's what. It stops people in their tracks unable to define the most basic truth. It turns everyone into a babbling moron, flummoxed and stuttering while spewing lies. Lawyers in front of the Supreme Court refused to offer a definition for "woman" while arguing in defense of sex based rights! Make it make sense. The second video called "Look at Her" is up to 1.7M views on Instagram with another 700k here. And we've been trending on X since it dropped. Less than 24 hours so far and it's still going. There has been no paid media put behind these videos. Zero. They take off because they resonate. And sane people are sick of this stupidity. They won't pretend any more. Please share and help @xx_xyathletics be the only brand on International Women's Day to be talked about. Because we are the only brand that truly takes a stand for women. And we do it even when it's hard. Especially when it is hard. #InternationalWomensDay2026 #InternationalWomensDay #WomensHistoryMonth

@mattvanswol Many times, yes...lesser of two evils... personally, I've been dating since college that I wanted a businessman in office for the world's largest business... I'm loving every minute of the 4D chess that Trump has going and love watching pieces fall into place!!

So, long-time Republicans… Have you all basically just held your nose and voted for the GOP… …because as corrupt, pathetic, and useless as the GOP is, Democrats will literally destroy the country if they win so we just vote for the GOP, even knowing they actively hate Trump?

@Sec_Noem @StevenCheung47 @POTUS @SecRubio @SecWar Thank you for your service and looking forward to seeing what y'all do in the next assignment!!!

Thank you @POTUS Trump for appointing me as the Special Envoy for the Shield of the Americas. @SecRubio and @SecWar are incredible leaders and I look forward to working with them closely to dismantle cartels that have poured drugs into our nation and killed our children and grandchildren. The Western Hemisphere is absolutely critical for U.S. security. In this new role, I will be able to build on the partnerships and national security expertise, I forged over the last 13 months as Secretary of Homeland Security. We have made historic accomplishments at the Department of Homeland Security to make America safe again: we delivered the MOST secure border in American history, 3 million illegal aliens have left the U.S., we have located 145,000 children, FEMA delivered disaster relief at a 100% faster rate, we ushered in the golden age of travel, saved the American taxpayer $13 billion and revitalized the U.S. Coast Guard.

@ScottPresler Godspeed!!! 🙏🙏🙏 I'm not in PA, but would sign if I could!

Upon reflection & getting a firsthand understanding that many of our Republican elected officials have no intention of actually wielding power as the majority, 👉I’ve decided to run for State Committeeman of the Republican Committee of Beaver County👈 In order to get on the ballot, I need 100 signatures. If you live in Beaver County & are a registered Republican — or will register as a Republican — I would love to earn your signature to make the ballot. My goals are to bring in hundreds of new members, volunteers, & build a robust party apparatus that will help deliver wins this November 2026 & beyond. I commit to holding voter registration & GOTV trainings within the county & to help fortify the existing RCBC structure. When it comes to votes within the PAGOP, I will do polls on the issues, listen, & vote the way the majority of Beaver County Republican voters want. I am a member of the newly-formed Young Republicans of Beaver County, & will continue to bring in new voices to help grow our party. My intent is to be a true statesman & representative of your wishes. In 2023, we — together as a family — helped to flip Beaver County from 🟦🔜🟥. In 2024, I bought a home & moved to Beaver County just to vote for President Donald Trump. While I’m traveling to Capitol Hill, speaking to Members of Congress about the SAVE America Act, I remain committed to Pennsylvania & am always bringing front and center our Commonwealth. 👉It would be an honor to earn your signature to make the ballot for the May 19th Republican primary👈 Peacefully & respectfully, Game on.

@BasedMikeLee Looks like it also swayed more Senators to vote for it that were against it originally... only 27 were willing to go down in history as against Civil Rights...

Glad the sponsors of the Civil Rights Act of 1964 didn’t just assume the talking filibuster wouldn’t work They didn’t give up And a few weeks later, they won

@seanhannity Maybe she doesn't know what "encountering" means? Her husband didn't know what "sex" meant...

HILL IN THE HOTSEAT: Clinton Testifies in Epstein Probe - 'I Do Not Recall Encountering' Him hannity.com/media-room/hil…

@DataRepublican Community notes considers "heckling" can be before the speech. I only care who heckles during SOTU address...big difference...

We are not the same.

@elonmusk Just so you know...Norwegian Cruise Line uses Starlink, but with my unlimited internet (that doesn't include streaming) I can't watch any clips on X... I can watch reels and live SOTU on Facebook...

Cool

@RepTimmons Ask if he's learned what "sex" is...

Tomorrow I am headed to New York to depose Hillary and Bill Clinton regarding Jeffrey Epstein. The American people deserve complete and total transparency. Let me know your questions for the Clintons at our depositions below 👇

@BrendanCarrFCC I can't even watch college football on non-subscription channels...

For decades, Americans enjoyed turning on their TV & quickly finding the game they wanted to see. Yet watching your favorite team play isn’t as easy these day. Many games are still on broadcast, but an increasing number are on a range of different online platforms. Today, the FCC asks for comment on sports rights and broadcasting. We want to understand the marketplace today, the experience of consumers, and how the changes impact the ability of broadcast TV stations to continue delivering local news, information, and other programming.