Captain Birdseye
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Captain Birdseye
@Minorleaguesman
Been around the block since the ship sank. I just enjoy pleasant discourse, good times, gardening, trash fires & perishing to mysterious causes (speculation).
your kitchen, cleaning Katılım Aralık 2014
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@massevbeeniss @Renning109 @ToonHive Nope. But these feckless retards consider anything but cowtowing their views sacrilegious.
>He supports le political violence! xD
Coming from a guy who celebrated the political assassination of Charlie Kirk and violence against federal law enforcement.
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@IbaraEleven Yeah; destroying New York lmao
>A new brick & mortar Aldi: between $4 to $8 million, depending on location
>A socialist experiment amounting to little more than a city-run C-Town: over $30 million, Cost will mysteriously balloon from there; likely discontinued in under six years
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Mamdani definitely doing something right
Aaron Rupar@atrupar
Trump finally turns on Mamdani, screeching that he's "DESTROYING New York!" and "the United States of America should not contribute to its failure"
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@tshimangalover @BuffaloBob39 @Truck_the_Fumps @DefiantLs Your royalty wrote fanfiction about fucking his own mother and another is likely going to jail for related crimes that are far worse. Meanwhile, your desperate, retarded, inbred ass actually believes Dubyah chopped a dude's feet off and sucked shit out of his intestines.
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@BuffaloBob39 @Truck_the_Fumps @DefiantLs England is a place where I can get an ambulance without bankrupting myself, Keir starmer hasn’t touched or eaten a child so he wins by default, you’ve never won a war on your own
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@VigilantFox @elonmusk You’re thinking of this through a selfish lens. An integrated approach would shift the focus outward towards family and community. A person would be free to do meaningful ‘work’: raising a family, creating/building something beautiful, pouring into the people around them.
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@n0_cxntroL @armando_zonum @IfindRetards Groomer detected. He's your president too, Epsteinelle. Just like your gender and biological sex, you can never change that.
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@armando_zonum @IfindRetards oh no.
thats your president. not many or any trans people that are heard of are the child lovers. but the "loving" US president is MORE than open and documented about it
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@PnshdBatyr68935 @olivetacoma @ShitpostGate >I le saw it on le TV once xD
You will buy our oil and you will be happy, serf.
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@olivetacoma @ShitpostGate You should restrict doing politics to people who aren't degenerates too, most of your country's political establishment are pedophiles, your voters get a choice between giant douche and turd sandwich in political parties and two old fucks with dementia as presidential candidates.
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@Crodigy7n @Unknown_hmmmmm @ShitpostGate >He believes le epic unverified tips
>Retards unironically believe that Dubyah actually cut mens' feet off at their ankles with scimitars, disemboweled them, and ate shit out of their colons
Nice overlooking that Epstein also hated him for turning he and Ghislaine over to the FBI
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@Unknown_hmmmmm @ShitpostGate i have read the epstein files and if you had you would know that trump was accused of hitting an underaged girl after she apparently bit his dick
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@DaniDeli3 @speeednet @PWestoff That's the point: The masks came off decades ago. It's up to you to do something in protest of it, no matter how late said protest may be.
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@Minorleaguesman @speeednet @PWestoff Nah, countless people are still convinced the government is not importing them on purpose or pretend to not notice what is happening. Replacing the janissaries with foreign guard will be... telling.
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@mikelauterbach2 No. Judgement day is going to be lit!
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Hello Christians! What say you? Blasphemy?
Dean Withers@itsdeaann
Trump just posted a photo depicting himself as Jesus. He is depicting himself as God. He is not mentally fit to serve. MAGA Christians: How could you POSSIBLY defend this?
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@jrfree2023 >Ummm, WOOOOW, as an atheist, I'm GrAvElY offended by this four month-old memepost of DRUMPHT as the LIIITERAAALLLL Pope Francis...
>checkMATE, CHRISTIANS! Where's your freedom of speech NOW?!
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@HGC4 @Scarlet_theRed @AP You clearly have no idea what that even means. Nobody in this administration could so much as sneeze w/out your ilk crying about it anyway.
>unprovoked
They've been killing Americans for decades, held the global economy hostage; are responsible for ISIS AND 9/11. Go fuck yourself
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@Scarlet_theRed @AP I have no idea who you are but trying to make this illegal war by war criminals Trump & Netanyahu being the fault of Iran is ridiculous! They were attacked unprovoked for no reason! The lunatics who should not have nuclear are Trump & Netanyahu
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BREAKING: President Trump says that “effective immediately” the U.S. will start to blockade ships trying to enter or leave the Strait of Hormuz. Follow AP’s live updates. apnews.com/live/iran-war-…
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@herd_member @elonmusk Double daily reminder that China is communist in NAME only; its a corporocratic cleptocracy. They're so highly litigious, you can sue anyone there for just about anything and yet there's so little oversight, the almighty swindle reigns supreme lmao
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@herd_member @elonmusk That isn't what's happening in China, you retard. Pro-capitalist market reforms account for the increase in domestic purchasing power & commercial freedom among Chinese citizens; because they account for so much of the global population, it's markedly impacted poverty globally.
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@key_lordwarrior @OctaMount8 @elonmusk Bastards aren't wandering the streets here and made to fend for themselves like wild animals as they do in your shit-flooded hellhole, Pajeet. Know your place.
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@OctaMount8 @elonmusk So another thing bud. So if a child doesn't have parents or someone is disable they should just die right? Capitalism favours that no? If you can't work just die? Capitalism made children work like slaves in factories that can cut fingers and cause severe damage. So sit down
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