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Captain Birdseye

@Minorleaguesman

Been around the block since the ship sank. I just enjoy pleasant discourse, good times, gardening, trash fires & perishing to mysterious causes (speculation).

your kitchen, cleaning Katılım Aralık 2014
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Captain Birdseye
Captain Birdseye@Minorleaguesman·
@massevbeeniss @Renning109 @ToonHive Nope. But these feckless retards consider anything but cowtowing their views sacrilegious. >He supports le political violence! xD Coming from a guy who celebrated the political assassination of Charlie Kirk and violence against federal law enforcement.
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ToonHive
ToonHive@ToonHive·
Happy 79th birthday to the talented James Woods. The voice of Hades in ‘Hercules.’
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Captain Birdseye
Captain Birdseye@Minorleaguesman·
@IbaraEleven Yeah; destroying New York lmao >A new brick & mortar Aldi: between $4 to $8 million, depending on location >A socialist experiment amounting to little more than a city-run C-Town: over $30 million, Cost will mysteriously balloon from there; likely discontinued in under six years
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Captain Birdseye
Captain Birdseye@Minorleaguesman·
@tshimangalover @BuffaloBob39 @Truck_the_Fumps @DefiantLs Your royalty wrote fanfiction about fucking his own mother and another is likely going to jail for related crimes that are far worse. Meanwhile, your desperate, retarded, inbred ass actually believes Dubyah chopped a dude's feet off and sucked shit out of his intestines.
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Jude 〓〓@tshimangalover·
@BuffaloBob39 @Truck_the_Fumps @DefiantLs England is a place where I can get an ambulance without bankrupting myself, Keir starmer hasn’t touched or eaten a child so he wins by default, you’ve never won a war on your own
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Defiant L’s
Defiant L’s@DefiantLs·
I'll just leave this here
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Integrated Sovereign
Integrated Sovereign@IntegratedCEO·
@VigilantFox @elonmusk You’re thinking of this through a selfish lens. An integrated approach would shift the focus outward towards family and community. A person would be free to do meaningful ‘work’: raising a family, creating/building something beautiful, pouring into the people around them.
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Elon Musk
Elon Musk@elonmusk·
Universal HIGH INCOME via checks issued by the Federal government is the best way to deal with unemployment caused by AI. AI/robotics will produce goods & services far in excess of the increase in the money supply, so there will not be inflation.
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seth🏳️‍⚧️
seth🏳️‍⚧️@n0_cxntroL·
@armando_zonum @IfindRetards oh no. thats your president. not many or any trans people that are heard of are the child lovers. but the "loving" US president is MORE than open and documented about it
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Retard Finder
Retard Finder@IfindRetards·
This is the retarded hellscape known as Bluesky.
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Defiant L’s
Defiant L’s@DefiantLs·
Wisconsin Democrat Secretary of State Sarah Godlewski freaks out over hail, "Republicans say we don't have climate change"
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Baltic Batyr🦄
Baltic Batyr🦄@PnshdBatyr68935·
@olivetacoma @ShitpostGate You should restrict doing politics to people who aren't degenerates too, most of your country's political establishment are pedophiles, your voters get a choice between giant douche and turd sandwich in political parties and two old fucks with dementia as presidential candidates.
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Captain Birdseye
Captain Birdseye@Minorleaguesman·
@Crodigy7n @Unknown_hmmmmm @ShitpostGate >He believes le epic unverified tips >Retards unironically believe that Dubyah actually cut mens' feet off at their ankles with scimitars, disemboweled them, and ate shit out of their colons Nice overlooking that Epstein also hated him for turning he and Ghislaine over to the FBI
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Crodigy
Crodigy@Crodigy7n·
@Unknown_hmmmmm @ShitpostGate i have read the epstein files and if you had you would know that trump was accused of hitting an underaged girl after she apparently bit his dick
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Real Ass Wigger
Real Ass Wigger@RAWigger·
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YungPut1n
YungPut1n@YungPutin1·
Sources tell me Clavicular is stable. Please God
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Militaristic hipster
Militaristic hipster@DaniDeli3·
@Minorleaguesman @speeednet @PWestoff Nah, countless people are still convinced the government is not importing them on purpose or pretend to not notice what is happening. Replacing the janissaries with foreign guard will be... telling.
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Paul Weston
Paul Weston@PWestoff·
Irish military involvement is now official. Several credible commentators are saying a number of Irish army officers are refusing to use force against their own citizens. Interesting times in Ireland....
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Captain Birdseye
Captain Birdseye@Minorleaguesman·
@jrfree2023 >Ummm, WOOOOW, as an atheist, I'm GrAvElY offended by this four month-old memepost of DRUMPHT as the LIIITERAAALLLL Pope Francis... >checkMATE, CHRISTIANS! Where's your freedom of speech NOW?!
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Cogito, ergo patior
Cogito, ergo patior@buckshotmonster·
My friend in Pittsburgh is having trouble with her cartoonishly villainous landlord, who told her they had to take their Canadian flag down. Seriously? Being mad at a Canadian flag is like being mad at the color beige.
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End Wokeness
End Wokeness@EndWokeness·
RIP Logan, Lynnea, and Luke Soposki Modou Ngom drove his truck into them
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Captain Birdseye
Captain Birdseye@Minorleaguesman·
@HGC4 @Scarlet_theRed @AP You clearly have no idea what that even means. Nobody in this administration could so much as sneeze w/out your ilk crying about it anyway. >unprovoked They've been killing Americans for decades, held the global economy hostage; are responsible for ISIS AND 9/11. Go fuck yourself
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Heather McDonald@HGC4·
@Scarlet_theRed @AP I have no idea who you are but trying to make this illegal war by war criminals Trump & Netanyahu being the fault of Iran is ridiculous! They were attacked unprovoked for no reason! The lunatics who should not have nuclear are Trump & Netanyahu
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The Associated Press
BREAKING: President Trump says that “effective immediately” the U.S. will start to blockade ships trying to enter or leave the Strait of Hormuz. Follow AP’s live updates. apnews.com/live/iran-war-…
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Captain Birdseye
Captain Birdseye@Minorleaguesman·
@herd_member @elonmusk Double daily reminder that China is communist in NAME only; its a corporocratic cleptocracy. They're so highly litigious, you can sue anyone there for just about anything and yet there's so little oversight, the almighty swindle reigns supreme lmao
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Captain Birdseye
Captain Birdseye@Minorleaguesman·
@herd_member @elonmusk That isn't what's happening in China, you retard. Pro-capitalist market reforms account for the increase in domestic purchasing power & commercial freedom among Chinese citizens; because they account for so much of the global population, it's markedly impacted poverty globally.
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KeyLord
KeyLord@key_lordwarrior·
@OctaMount8 @elonmusk So another thing bud. So if a child doesn't have parents or someone is disable they should just die right? Capitalism favours that no? If you can't work just die? Capitalism made children work like slaves in factories that can cut fingers and cause severe damage. So sit down
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