Morgan
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Morgan
@Mirrabell
Displaced Newfoundlander, numbers maven, nerd
iPhone: 48.448036,-123.343750 Katılım Nisan 2009
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Much like the earthquake I’m also a 4.8 in New York
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goodbye interesting tweet that refreshed away from the timeline. i’ll never see you again
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memory is so weird, like why do I barely remember childhood but I remember the first time I heard Torn by Natalie Imbruglia
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Hanging out with my kids in the backyard and just refreshing my feed every couple of minutes is a way less stressful way to watch the game. #LeafsForever
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I’m an adult. I can do whatever I want. And yet here I am just doing laundry and eating salads and taking antidepressants and flossing my teeth and going on little walks. Like an IDIOT.
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@getradified I’m about 5’5 and my brother is 6’6. I’m convinced he doesn’t actually know what I look like because he can’t see my face properly from all the way up there.
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@MonkeySalad Fair response. I die a little bit on the inside every time I remember it.
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@Mirrabell I read this close to 24 years after it happened and I just died of cringe.
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In 1999 when I was 13 I made my dad rent 8mm for family movie night because it had Joaquin Phoenix in it. I will never recover from watching that with my parents.
dave horwitz🪣@Dave_Horwitz
My sole contribution to the sex scenes in movie discourse is that my dad rented Secretary in 2002 sight unseen and we watched it as a family and it’s the worst thing that’s ever happened to me
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