Erzulie Dantor

Kind reminder. ✨ ✨ Glam #BigFine

@BlackAndNative1 As a 🇭🇹 and 🇩🇴 woman, girl please. The world is on fire. Stop.

I no black, l'm Dominican 🇩🇴‼️

Why did I order food from a restaurant on @DoorDash and the restaurant canceled my order. Now it says “temporarily closed” and DoorDash said this. And every time I click “request review”, the app freezer and closes. Then someone who doesn’t speak English keeps calling me. 😐

Even Janelle agrees…I’m so phenomenal. #WorldPride2025

Just let me enjoy pride and my birthday month and pretend life is not a dumpster fire. Thanks. But I’m good, how are you?

Do not ask me “how are you?” I was laid off from private sector. Got a new job back at USAID- USAID gets abolished. Got a new job at an NGO- lost our fed funding. Got a new job with DC government- currently in mayor/funding purgatory. Chile, I’ve been unemployed for 372 days.

I am Emily. But I also don’t have to be Emily because my fucking friends would never. Keep your sad ass boyfriend home and tell him to reach out to his friends- like we did.

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This is my favorite time of whiteness.

I can’t believe in the matter of three weeks, I finally got a new job, lost said job and now am having an existential career crisis because whole agency and fields of study have been weirdly discredited by uninformed idiots and the billionaires they think will save them.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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I hate this time of year because I ordered before Thanksgiving and yall over here lying to me @FashionNova I needed this for Friday and yall told me last week it would be here in Saturday. 😒

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Oh, it’s up.

😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨 lemme go log into Paramount +

There are about to be 476 thousand tennis skirts on the yard this weekend.

@hellowo63335565 Hi. Please say white people instead of Westerners, thanks.

Hello, Westerns. If you grow up without tutors, I hope you can stay at home. Stop embarrassing yourself everywhere in China. Thanks.

This was so good for my MadTV heart 😂😂😂