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@MissElyssa92

Gossip Girl evangelist and romance novel enthusiast. Argumentative antithetical dream girl. Go Cubs. Fuck ICE. Free Palestine.

Oklahoma, USA Katılım Nisan 2011
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Uh, hi, please read this because I was interviewed, which is so cool!! In the AP!! I’m an official film buff now!! Thanks to ⁦@BobbyCalvan⁩ for interviewing me, and letting me talk about the project that’s consumed my last three months. apnews.com/article/oscars…
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Bad acting in TV doesn’t affect me much because one of my fav shows during my teen years was Teen Wolf
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Whatever week you're having, at least a guy you hooked up with didn't get arrested on 21 felony charges this week.
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All the engineers are making me remove my person em-dashes from proposal content I've written bc of AI and it's really harshing my vibe. THEY ARE VALID!!!!!
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Tyler Roney@TylerJRoney·
It’s that time of the year when a Midwesterner sees the current temperature outside is 75° but stop to question whether that’s 75° in a 90° way or 75° in a 60° way.
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@lee_lei_lp No no, thank you!! Honestly my current fix is eating a single fiber one bar a day in hopes that it'll get me close, so I'll take any suggestions that come my way!
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@MissElyssa92 (Sorry, you didn’t ask for advice, but I struggle a lot with that one, too.)
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Working with my nutritionist to get more fiber in my diet and it's a nightmare bc i can't eat a lot of whole grain stuff (yay medium wheat allergy), and i refuse to eat the non-wheat things that are huge in fiber (beans, lentils, anything with a remotely questionable texture)
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loop 🖖🏼🍸🩸@inherentsubtext·
okay i need to watch a gay movie tonight to heal my mind. any recs. NO tragic endings but it has to be good not just a run of the mill romcom
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Thinkwert@Thinkwert·
Two households, both alike in dignity, In fair Verona, where we lay our scene, From ancient grudge break to new mutiny, Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean.
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@lyyssachi Every year i ask "why are we like this??" and every year the answer is that it's May. Of course we're like this. It's May.
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alyssa ✶@lyyssachi·
can’t escape the cannon event that is May Cubs™️
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bram stoker’s drag race
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@aftersunhours @roryisconfused Succession did feel British to me, but I couldn't put my finger on why. Definitely a lot of the humor, but there's also something intangible there.
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Rory McCarthy@roryisconfused·
American pals who watch Veep: could you sorta tell that the first 4 seasons had an exclusively British writing team or did it all just seem authentically American?
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