Heike and Dino

Last year this was the only painting (out of 3) of note I managed to create. (a Steven Cronin tutorial). Given that I can barely hold my toothbrush now without loosing all feeling in my fingers I'm not hopeful to return to painting. So feast your eyes on this 2025 masterpiece.

@MissGraceless Best to stay in England methinks. I recently watched season 2 of AUS Traitors and they just had one of the most horrific person on it ever.

@MissHeikeTweets Definitely. I watch this and think I might just stay in England forever. I’m not going back to those absolute loons!

I know plenty of older people who love their teddy bears. Frankly there have been folk on the Repair Shop who have brought in their teddy bears because they mean so much to spouces. Are Australian's just dimm? #MAFSAU

@MissGraceless Indeed. Difficult to remember at times.

@MissHeikeTweets We’re not all like that to be honest. This is just a very small and select group of lunatics. They don’t represent the rest of the population… they just tarnish us all with their general fuckwittery!

Bec is being set up isn't she? There was an evil look in Alyssia's eyes. #MAFSAU

@GuyAS @Nippy32526255 That's me and Dino dancing.

Unsurprisingly Cuddles With Nippy (TM) never took off eh @Nippy32526255 😂

I only hope that not all Australian women are this vile. PS: Rachel looks stunning tonight. #MAFSAU

@GuyAS Oh Eddie!

Removed the cover of large square pillow to wash placed on the back of the sofa by the radiator and hey presto 😸

@TheStourbridge Oh the horror. I guess a little Victorian number will do nicely. Covered from head to toe in cloth with a frilly bit at the bottome of the shorts.

My face when the FC says she’s modelling bikinis and would like feedback. My official recommendation is a three-piece. Top. Bottom And something to cover my eyes. Some things cannot be unseen.

I can't bare to watch the images of the dogs that have been rescued by the RSPCA and are on the news today. Sickening. God I hate humans. If you can't look after an animal you shouldn't have one and frankly if you run a puppy farm you should be put in jail.

@TheStourbridge I'm trying to picture you and Nippy in a paddling pool.

Reminder: not everything you see on the internet is real. I do not swim. I simply suffer through digital misinformation in silence. For example: 1.My swimming outfit 2.My willingness to participate 3.The rumours that I enjoyed it

I made the terrible mistake of googling the show and now know more than I wanted to. However I was on the right path in regards to the stalker. And no I don't just watch European drama's for the handsome men. 😍

Yes, yes, yes, yes Arcadia is back. It's a bloody good show this. I guess it helps that the law enforcement officer is very good looking.

Artemis II success: the idea of sending people hundreds of thousands of miles away from earth to benefit humanity captures the imagination of the world

My Aunt used to bake Mooskuchen which is only known in parts of old East Germany however hers looked very different compared to this! It was completely green on the top. Apparently Poland also has Mooskuchen made with Spinach. Hm. 🤔 youtube.com/watch?v=keZUvC…

I've had a red school Ranzen. Loved the leather smell of it.

The bunnies are running seriously low on toys!! If you’d like to send them something please follow the link, use your own address and just put Carrot Cottage in the notes section at checkout and they will be sent straight here. wildaboutbunnies.co.uk/collections/to…

@TheStourbridge @TUIUK I think the FC and Grumpy Man would look very fetching in those.

The FC’s Thailand holiday is back on. 🇹🇭 I am currently modelling the consequences. Thank you @TUIUK

Leek & tattie soup made. Time to rest.

Pain in different places today and feel wiped out from yesterday's zombie attack on my digestion. Making a gentle soup for my stomach.

@GuyAS @Nippy32526255 He looks so happy.

How’s Nippy’s Waterworld (TM) fund going eh @Nippy32526255 🤞