Okeke Ebele
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Okeke Ebele
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Abuja, Nigeria Katılım Temmuz 2011
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@GloriousGod01 She even filled your gas without permission. So you can say there’s no evidence that your gas finished na or replaced the one she finished.
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My female neighbor came to borrow my gas yesterday afternoon the moment I returned from work.
I had bought food from a nearby eatery on my way back, so I gave it to her without hesitation. My gas was almost finished but I figured it would be enough for whatever she needed.
Guess what? She did not return it yesterday.
This morning, before church, I needed the gas to heat water. I went to her place and asked for it back. She said the gas finished while she was using it the previous evening, so she refilled 1kg into the cylinder. Then she told me to return it after use because she was not done with it.
I thought she was joking. I casually said "otilor" (it's gone).
Her response floored me. "Na me go refill your gas for you? Abeg return am before you go church."
I was wowed. But I said okay, no problem, and collected it. This is someone who borrows my gas on a regular basis. At least twice a week.
I did not return it. And she will never see my gas again.
Let her do her worst.
Above all, love God.
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@ABUJAPLUG Uhmmm you didn’t mention how much you will contribute
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@Prezain_LJ Ehya the Alpha and Omega has spoken lol, pride goes before a fall.
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Try this with me, I will pull up two baddies from Uniport who will stop to buy food items on their way and make one hell of a delicious meal. Your mind go first dey.
Any woman who is with me knows she can’t try that with me. You know what I’m capable of because you know you have unseen competitors. If I call you to come over self and you don’t give me a genuine excuse as to why you can’t make it, before I end the call I’m already hinting that I will call someone else in your place.
By the way, if at the beginning of whatever we have you have seen the kind of exes I have been with, you will always be on your toes.
R.🧕🏿@rofiatbukola_
“My ex used to cook for me” Call her then, let her cook for us.😭
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Honestly, I used to think it was only women that get pressured to marry.
Until yesterday …
My aunty actually called a family meeting for her son because he’s over 40 and still not married 😭
I went there as a good cousin, sat quietly in one corner… already calculating the food I will eat after the meeting.
Not knowing I came for premium drama 🍿
After opening prayer, they called my cousin to come and explain himself.
This man stood up with full confidence and said:
“I’m not financially stable yet. I need more time before marriage.”
Omor…
Na so my aunty scream, fall down, and start rolling 😭
She was shouting:
“You that have two cars and your own house?? My enemies have finally caught me!!!”
Wahala
My cousin now reminded her that he brought one lady years ago and she rejected her.
That he’s not even interested in marriage again for now.
Omor… the same aunty started begging:
“Please bring her back, I will accept her!!!”
I just sat there like… wow 😭
Everybody was rushing to carry her, fan her, pour water…
Meanwhile me, my own problem was different…
No food.
After I burning fuel money in this fuel economy, I now came to sit down and watch film for free???
Wahala
At the end, the family gave him one year ultimatum:
“Bring a wife or we will find one for you.”
I just kept quiet and faced my life…
Because the way things are going for me ehn…
By the time it’s my turn,
my own family will not even stress themselves 😭
They will just carry me go market like:
“Who wan marry? We get one fine boy here, very calm, no wahala”
Aru
💁♀️
Ola🧘@Olaszn_
Every woman’s biggest nightmare is late marriage.
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@Omiragua_Teejay @Onome_Benson_ Look at how someone is defending infidelity, lord have mercy
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@Onome_Benson_ Did the man chase her from the marriage ?
The first wife owns a Gwagon and a GLE as well.
And from what I saw on tiktok, she manages one of his hotels which he said is for the children. So she should blame the person that advised her to leave
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Before you say God when, this babe was dating this man knowing he was married, she worked at Ricky hotel (the man’s hotel)the woman left the marriage for her, so yea let’s continue with the congratulations.
CHUKS 🍥@ChuksEricE
Beautiful moment Delta Businessman, Lawrence Emareyo gifts wife a Mercedes-Benz GLE Coupe as she celebrates her birthday today ✨♥️
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@ABUJAPLUG Abuja don dey stress this one, she want dey rant for person wey no know where the problem come from.
I do normally experience something of such, but mine is just to face my mirror and start arguing with my reflection
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