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Systemic Ninja

@MissedherRobot

Reading comprehension is key

Katılım Ağustos 2025
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STARBOY GUCCI🖤🦉🖤
STARBOY GUCCI🖤🦉🖤@Guccistarboi·
So this how English sounded to the whole world who don’t speak English 😂 always wondered.
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Ersin
Ersin@Ersin0X·
Sis called her brother pretending she was locked up and he went OFF 😂😂
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DUB HERE
DUB HERE@TheFilesWithDUB·
“You my man but relax before I start telling the Truth” Joe Budden isn’t your friend.. Don’t tell him your secrets‼️💯🗂️ Watch him tell it yourself lol 🤣😫
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Fullcourtpass
Fullcourtpass@Fullcourtpass·
Josh Hart heard in the Knicks locker room “NAH YOU NOT RIGHTEOUS” (h/t @NBA_NewYork)
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Systemic Ninja
Systemic Ninja@MissedherRobot·
@Home_of_Fight 😂 this is why people love Nate he be out there fighting with the same technique I user in highschool
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Home of Fight
Home of Fight@Home_of_Fight·
😳Nate Diaz says he didn’t try to finish Leon Edward in the 5th round because he couldn’t seen him being hurt: “This is 23 minutes into a fight, I had sweat in my eyes. I couldn’t see him… but I couldn’t see his eyes. When he was [rocked] I thought he was playing with me. But if I could see his eyes, you can see if somebody’s eyes are conscious or not. So I pointed at him, “Huh, b*tch shut up.”cause I thought he was playing with me and then I was like, “Oh sh*t he’s f*cked up.” (via @TheoVon)
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Autism Capital 🧩
Autism Capital 🧩@AutismCapital·
This is such an autism moment. It's beautiful lmao. Tyson just says factually what he feels and the kid is like "Umm...thank you." LMAO 😂😂😂
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Kevín
Kevín@KevOnStage·
The way you came ain’t the way you going.
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𝐃𝐔𝐓𝐂𝐇
𝐃𝐔𝐓𝐂𝐇@pr0ud_americans·
This little girl has been “working😉” construction on the empty lot next door since they started building the house 😂 From day one she’s been out there every day like she’s on the crew. Mom asked if she’s going back to work this week… her response is priceless. So proud of her 😭🤣
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Healthy Tips
Healthy Tips@advicehealthy_·
Let's normalize NOT eating every single day...
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Kevín
Kevín@KevOnStage·
Oddly specific parenting advice
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Systemic Ninja
Systemic Ninja@MissedherRobot·
@V2orV1 @barstoolsports 😂 you’re just as stupid as the people riding the shoulder to cut traffic might ever me worse because you’re worried about “stopping” someone else when 9/10 all that’s going to do is make them drive even more reckless. Either go be a cop or stop doing this
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Isaac
Isaac@V2orV1·
I also purposely block someone trying to get by me in the fast lane when im already going 10 over the speed limit and they're up my back bumper and inconveniently for them theres a car next to me going the same speed so the person trying to pass me cant get over until I pass the car next to me.
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Barstool Sports
Barstool Sports@barstoolsports·
All it takes is one man to start a movement
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Girl Fights
Girl Fights@GirlFightss·
Grandma can whoop some ass 😂😭
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EddieLinks
EddieLinks@Eddielinks_·
Cayden Boozer should be at a D3 averaging 20 points per game
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Terence Crawford
Terence Crawford@terencecrawford·
Ok I got time, let’s talk about it!!!
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Complex
Complex@Complex·
The U.S Army increased the maximum enlistment age from 35 to 42, starting April 20, while the minimum age stays 18 (or 17 with permission). This also applies to the National Guard and Reserves. They now allow people with one marijuana possession charge to join without extra approval.
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ᗰᗩƳᖇᗩ
ᗰᗩƳᖇᗩ@LePapillonBlu2·
Meanwhile in Floriduh 🤣
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