MissClover

everybody wants closure from their ex. i just want my money back

how i'm tryna be

@RichardDRembert So are the hands…

Bellybutton going to tell you every time

@omgsidewalks Accidentally

can you forgive a partner who accidentally cheats on you ??

“She just bought 3 Bitcoin at the peak of $126,198.07” Tomorrow at 12:01am, make Bitcoin’s price drop to $26,000.

@AB84 Their kink is bestiality

valid reason why you won’t date someone?

@w_m0ng3r All women sell their pu$$y, it’s just called something different based on your relationship status… Pre-girlfriend/casual=Ho Girlfriend=Gold Digger in training Wife=Extortionist Ex-Wife=Gold Digger

Him: Can I call you? Me: No, just text me your lies so I don’t have to listen to them.

@ywomendeservles Who’s gonna tell her…

@moonchild23580 Obviously…

Someone looks at you and says "You're not my type." What's your reply?

@ALANlSSS Maybe she’s his sister…

whyyyy would you as a man on hinge use a photo with your ex

@DossuRae @mymixtapez @ClubShayShay Oh yeah and I’m guessing her acceptance of his behavior will immediately change 😂

@MissesClover @mymixtapez @ClubShayShay He DEFINITELY gonna be paying bills then

K. Michelle says she lets her husband sleep with other women as long as he’s not paying their bills. 👀 🎥:@clubshayshay

I regret things I have done right in my life to later find out they were for the wrong people

This was pure genius. In Phoenix Arizona, a warrants officer wanted to win the battle on the number of outstanding warrants. He came up with the idea of sending letters to the last known address of the people they were trying to find saying they won a prize and needed to show up at a designated address on a certain time and place. It's hilarious to see them walking in for their prize only to receive the gift they never wanted.

@TaraBull A Taco Bell addiction

Ladies, what exactly is stopping you from achieving this physique?

People with less than 30 followers tweeting:

Lo de Los Miércoles, Un Jueves 🖤

@Ajoke__xx Selling your vagina

Which business can I start with zero or little capital?

When you’re cleaning out your grandma’s house after she passed and you stumble across her interesting pill holders…😂😂🥴