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@Nazycindy96 Build schools, No. Build roads, For where. Build hospitals, Igba. Pay workers, Stories. Pay Pensions, Ekwensu eromancia mamiwater. Maintain law and order, Akụkọ Mike. Provide basic amenities, Udonmeanit. But they take best care of themselves Consign this shit to history biko!

Eberechi Eze 😎 #UCL

@FinPlanKaluAja1 @OluwatobiAjayiJ Upward of 30s

First auto company to do so? Can't sell cars without auto finance, no idea why auto assembly plants in Nigeria don't know this. Congratulations @OluwatobiAjayiJ. Err, how much is the APY? (asking for a friend)

@Adebayoadesanya Go get after market security system. Don't say no one told you.

I bought my dream Car one month after becoming a Canadian citizen 🇨🇦 TOYOTA GRAND HIGHLANDER 2026 XLE HYBRID. It's beautiful! It's Luxury!! It's worth the wait!!!

In the past 3 years, how many of you have received calls from people you never expected would call you to beg for money to feed themselves? This is how bad our economy has gotten. I don't think that many homes eat 3ce a day anymore. It's either 0-0-1, 1-0-1 or 0-0-0. End.

@renoomokri You wish everyday you can change that name. Don't you?

My Wife and I, Presented Our Daughter, Ebele, To Former President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan, For Whom She Was, Lovingly, Named. Unfortunately, Due To Jet Lag, She Was Sleeping.

@BashirAhmaad Are you not Fulani

One striking trait of Hausa people is our strong attachment to our language. The reason you will see even when two Hausa English professors meet, they naturally speak Hausa. This pride in using our language, wherever we find ourselves, is a key reason Hausa remains so dominant and widely spoken. Hausawa don’t shy away from using our language.

@Arsenal YOU ARE VERY STUPID

Still all to play for.

@BashirAhmaad LOL

This is a personal project very close to my heart. I am developing a Recreational Park and Sport Arena in my hometown, Gaya Local Government in Kano State. The project is a modern community hub that will combine leisure, sports, commerce and social services in one place. The facility will feature a mini stadium for football and basketball, an event centre, a restaurant, a supermarket, shops and a mosque. My vision is to build a space that will serve families, empower young people, support businesses, and become a lasting landmark of pride and progress for the good people of Gaya. Allah ya ba mu ikon kammalawa. Ameen!

@engr_asmith001 @Shell_Nigeria eji eme gini?

@Shell_Nigeria Will you accept material and metallurgist engineering

Shell Graduate Program 2026 Nigeria Shell Nigeria is one of the world’s leading energy companies and plays a key role in helping to meet the worlds growing energy demand in economically, environmentally, and socially responsible ways. Shell Nigeria has a history of over 50 years, and the largest footprint of all the international oil and gas companies operating in the country. Shell Nigeria is a subsidiary of Shell PLC. a global group of energy and petrochemicals companies with over 90,000 employees globally in more than 70 countries. We use advanced technologies and take an innovative approach to help build a sustainable energy future. Join us as a Graduate at Shell in Nigeria where you will embark on a comprehensive 3-year program designed to develop future leaders. The Graduate Recruitment within Shell follows a standard global methodology used to attract, select, and place our best talent within the various Shell businesses. For 2026, we are recruiting post-NYSC graduates for the following areas: •Engineering (Chemical, Petrochemical, Mechanical, Civil, Production) •Geoscience •Commercial What you’ll be doing You will showcase your capacity to analyze situations and propose purposeful solutions that align with the company’s strategic goals - adaptability to changing environments, learner mindset, drive to deliver results - and collaborate and nurture relationships as you work effectively with a diverse team. You will work with experienced colleagues and will share your unique perspective and fresh ideas on how to tackle energy-related challenges. Our inclusive and collaborative culture will provide you with the support you need to grow your skills as you work on meaningful projects with exciting responsibilities right from the start. What you bring We are looking for a candidate who thrives on new challenges and embraces innovation. You should be confident in your ability to absorb information, analyze problems, make objective decisions, and generate original ideas. The ideal candidate will possess the drive and resilience to achieve goals, the flexibility to collaborate effectively within a team, and the credibility to influence others. Being open to alternative perspectives and views is essential, using them to refine ideas and outcomes. To be eligible for the Shell Graduate Program: •You must have graduated (Bachelor’s or Master’s) before your start date. •You must have less than three years of work experience. •You must have completed the National Youth Service Corps (NYSC) programme. •You must possess strong communication and interpersonal skills. Please indicate your NYSC Certificate or NYSC Exemption in your CV. Submitting more than one application will lead to automatic disqualification of all your applications. Application window closes on April 25, 2026. Learn more about Shell careers on our website: go.shell.com/4mFhGQE If you require any accommodations or accessibility adjustments (e.g. assistive technology, communication support, any other) during the application or interview process, please let us know directly via careers@shell.com. We strive to ensure that our process and workplace is accessible to everyone and are dedicated to making reasonable adjustments to support your needs. Scam Alert: Shell does not request monetary payments (e.g. insurance policy, visa/work permit, HUET or HSSE training, special job offer, etc.) for employment. Individuals who are interested in opportunities within the Shell Group will find open positions listed on the company websites go.shell.com/4dO5EBZ or go.shell.com/3QfnnbN when available. Shell does not make use of employment forms; neither does the Company process CVs that have not been submitted through the proper websites: go.shell.com/4dO5EBZ or go.shell.com/3QfnnbN. All successful applicants who receive an offer of employment from Shell would have been required to go through a formal and transparent recruitment process. To learn more about Shell’s recruitment process please visit our website go.shell.com/4dO5EBZ. DISCLAIMER: Please note: We occasionally amend or withdraw Shell jobs and reserve the right to do so at any time, including prior to the advertised closing date. Before applying, you are advised to read our data protection policy. This policy describes the processing that may be associated with your personal data and informs you that your personal data may be transferred to Shell/Shell Group companies around the world. The Shell Group and its approved recruitment consultants will never ask you for a fee to process or consider your application for a career with Shell. Anyone who demands such a fee is not an authorised Shell representative and you are strongly advised to refuse any such demand. Shell is an Equal Opportunity Employer.

@Benking443 @wtfyoume Cheers on your end of life vehicle

I didn't want to do this but I Made a big boy purchase last week. First of many 🥂🎉🎊

So this is how we are thinking of redesigning the Igbo apprenticeship program “Igba boy”. For the pilot program, we will likely take in 200 persons to engage in the training on global quality carpentry, bricklaying, tilling, plumbing, HVAC, POP and electricals. The trainees will engage in an intensive 1 year program which they will be housed and fed. No holidays during the program. An additional 3 months will be on business and commercialization. Once they complete the cohort and they meet the standards set, they will be settled with a good amount of money to build on the business arm of their skills. Those who don’t meet up will be dropped off from the program. We will be visiting training centers in Togo and Germany in the coming weeks to solidify our plans and training partnerships. Let’s brainstorm… what do you think?

FCMB can be blasting yorugba and joy wan wound you but Fidelity staff is where you get mad Typical yorugbanivorous animals

@AdzoMaximiei5 Blood they say is thicker than water

Let me use my own life to explain why some politicians suddenly start complaining about Nigeria once they leave power. When I’m at work in Nigeria, my life is heavily subsidized. I live in an apartment with 24/7 electricity, armed security, cleaners, and house help, all paid for. I even get food at work. I’m driven everywhere, from work to shopping. In that environment, you’re almost shielded from what's really happening on the streets. But the moment I’m off duty and back in my house in Lagos, Omo, reality hits differently. I suddenly realise that fuel is actually 1334 Naira per liter. Yes, I still have a driver and a cleaner, but now, I’m the one paying their salaries. In less than 14 hours outside that comfort zone, I’ve already spent 83,600 Naira on fuel for my car and generator. As I am typing this, my gateman just switched off the generator. I don't know if he's trying to save fuel or if it has finished. All I know is that I’m lying here on my bed, starting to sweat. That contrast is real, and it explains a lot.

@Tobenna_Moses @iSlimfit If you own the house, the decision is 100% correct.

@iSlimfit I moved Leeds to Manchester April 2024 Called Leeds council informed them of my last day in the house everything sorted I even got a refund March 2026 almost 2 years after moving, I got a council bill from Leeds that I had to pay the period the house was vacant B4 new tenant

Council tax is the boldest bill in the UK. You pay it whether you use the services or not, it goes up every April without asking, and if you miss it they escalate faster than any other creditor.

@whitenigerian Power is luxury good. Someone has to pay for it or subsidize it.

Has anyone ever actually studied the reason why we can’t have 24hrs power in Nigeria? Is there a curse in the power sector or what? All those that like reading and writing books do you have any explanation? I mean, no be juju be dis?

@EmmanuelMacron Yet you didn't see Putin invading Ukraine

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The number of kids born with autism is alarming, I wonder what could be the cause for that.

@Oluwamidunsin They are not talking about the Nigeria kind of doctors you idiot

To those asking. I will Try to Explain this Canadian Immigration, What it entails, the process and how Nigerians can benefit without gatekeeping. Ensure you read to the end not to miss any details. Canada wants international medical doctors to move there more easily. They are offering: 1. Multiple pathways to Permanent Residence (PR) Doctors can apply through 5 immigration routes, mainly through: •Express Entry immigration system •Provincial Nominee Program (PNP) •Regional / territorial health worker programs These allow doctors to become permanent residents faster. 2. Fast 14-day work permit If a province nominates a doctor, the doctor can receive a work permit in about 14 days. That means: •You can start working in Canada quickly •While waiting for PR approval 3. Family can move with you You can include: •Spouse •Children They can: •Get open work permits •Study in Canada Important thing many people misunderstand Even though Canada wants doctors, YOU CANNOT IMMEDIATELY WORK AS A DOCTOR WITHOUT LICENSING. A Nigerian doctor must still go through Canadian medical licensing. That usually involves: •Exams •Residency or practice-ready assessment The main licensing body is the
Medical Council of Canada. Now let’s talk about the realistic pathway for a Nigerian doctor. A Nigerian doctor typically follows one of these routes. Pathway 1: Express Entry for Doctors This is the main immigration route. Step-by-step: 1. Create a profile in
Express Entry immigration system 2. Submit credentials: •Medical degree •English test (IELTS or CELPIP) •Credential evaluation 3. If your score is high enough → receive Invitation to Apply 4. Apply for Permanent Residence 5. Move to Canada 6. Begin licensing process to practice medicine. Pathway 2: Provincial Nominee Program (Fastest route) This is what the tweet is referring to mostly. Provinces that recruit foreign doctors include: •Saskatchewan •Nova Scotia •Newfoundland and Labrador •Manitoba Process: 1. Apply for doctor job in a province
2. Province nominates you
3. You receive PNP nomination
4. Apply for PR
5. Receive 14-day work permit
6. Start working This is currently the easiest route. Pathway 3: Practice-Ready Assessment Programs Some provinces allow experienced foreign doctors to skip residency. Examples of provinces: •British Columbia PRA •Alberta PRA •Saskatchewan SIPPA Requirements often include: •3–5 years experience •Passing Canadian exams •Working in rural communities 4. Exams Nigerian doctors may need Typical exams include: •Medical Council of Canada Qualifying Examination Part I •English test (IELTS or equivalent) Some provinces may waive exams if you are practice-ready. 5. Salary for doctors in Canada Average: Family physician:
💰 $200,000 – $350,000 / year Specialists:
💰 $300,000 – $500,000+ 6. Why Canada is doing this Canada currently has: •Thousands of doctor vacancies •Long patient waiting times •Aging population So they are actively recruiting international medical graduates (IMGs). 7. Reality check (important) The immigration part is easier now, but the medical licensing is still the biggest hurdle. Many IMGs initially work as: •Clinical assistants •Researchers •Healthcare consultants while completing licensing. The Canadian Medical Exam can be written in Nigeria from Prometrics Centre in Lagos and Abuja. Create an account with
PhysiciansApply.ca. Steps: 1. Open account
2. Upload medical degree
3.Verify credentials
4. Apply for MCCQE Part I
5. Choose Prometric test center Cost of the Exams •MCCQE Part I: ~$1,420 CAD •Credential verification: ~$170 CAD Please kindly share, someone can benefit from it. Dr Mary @Oluwamidunsin I will be in the comment section to answer further questions

@Gviev Like your naira-dollar prediction? 😏 Imbecile