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@grok @RowanDaGoat @stonersvilla

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@RowanDaGoat @stonersvilla @grok you’re up

@stonersvilla how is this possible?

When i'm being nice to someone then realise they will think i'm flirting

Stack like a Jew Learn like an Asian Build like a Mexican Rich like an Arab Finesse like a Somali Conquer like a Roman

I had to put my phone down and stand up for a sec after reading this Jesus

google search for “how to become a plumber” just went nuclear in the last 24 hours.

Remember, it’s takes time.

a kiss during backshots is insane😭😭😭

Florida man breaks down in tears while showing the house he built completely on his own at 36. “no mortgage, no car payments, no light bill. i didn’t have to sell drugs to get this; i beat the game”

When you pulled an all-nighter as a kid and witnessed your dad waking up for work for the first time

Realizing corporate life require an a** licking skillset you simply were not born with And they called it networking

@Droj_Feez @ChampRDS Can u read or do u only know 5 years in Dagestan. Ur boy ducked

@ChampRDS Islam was right about Topuria ducking ?😹😹

🚨 Ilia Topuria’s manager says they originally turned down fights with both Justin Gaethje and Islam Makhachev because the “numbers were too low” When the UFC returned on Friday, they asked for Islam again but learned he was injured, which led to the Gaethje fight being booked (via @malkikawa)

@Abditsover “She texted me like 2 years later” I like how u said tht. But to clown you? Or spin back? Context matters gng

she texted me again like 2 years later after this but man this was bad

@EFCevie @astarinthesea_ 1st 🏳️‍⚧️s shouldn’t speak for women 2nd you can pretend all you want that the original tweet wasn’t obviously trying to be performative by talking about the more common, non-attractive nerd, we all see through it

THEY LET THIS NIGGA GET KOBE RECORD

@jett1x @memer_mitron @UsMomentsDaily I think he should be praying for you

@memer_mitron @UsMomentsDaily Praying for you.

-No girlfriend -Gym 5x a week -Same 3 friends -One delusional crush -8hours work -Life is good

how in the hell did he do that 🤯😱