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I want people to be arrested and frickin CHARGED for the murder of Michael Jackson. Trump and Epstein did it.

@politixintheuk lol bc him and his mates own the buildings that your work rents for office space, and WFH means there’s less demand and they lose a little bit of money

Farage declares war on working from home! Farage stands by his pledge to scrap remote work, saying "when we're in charge, work from home will be gone." Private jet for Farage, packed trains for you.

@PotnoodIefringe I don’t call Spain “Espania” either

Can we stop trying to force Türkiye it’s fucking Turkey

Reform will fucking destroy every Council they are put in charge of. That’s a fact. Fancy voting for them? You’re beyond help.

not to alarm anyone but is anyone else worried about how fucking stupid everyone is ?

No politician should have a twitter account. It’s SO unprofessional. And no tweet should ever be read out in the effin’ NEWS!!! Is it just me that thinks this?!

zack polanski said what?? about boobs??? i guess i have no choice but to vote for the eternal misery, war and paedophiles candidates then

@Ravenismeee “Haha heyyyy missing you too”

Your ex gf texted you saying "I'm dating someone better than you" Reply as a nonchalant guy

@dave60776 some people would say its loony to vote for a party of ex tories who ruined the country once lead by the man that lied about brexit and fucke the country

@benonwine Alright conservatives

If Keir Starmer resigns, there should not be another Labour Prime Minister simply handed the keys to Number 10 without the public having a say. The country should go straight to a General Election and let the British people decide who governs them.

If Donald Trump was having a heart attack and you had 5 minutes to save him, what kind of sandwich would you make?

@realMaalouf There’s 2 billion Muslims in this world. You can’t tarnish them all with one brush, just because a couple of Israelis bombed the towers.

How the hell does the city that experienced the biggest Islamic terrorist attack in history vote for a Muslim mayor?

@WhiteHouse If you have all the cards and you’re playing Uno, you’re losing you fucking moron.

@lady_valor_07 Self respect

Men what is Stopping you from dressing like this ??

@TheNorfolkLion I think the greens are a great option if you go through their entire manifesto

I’m really torn about the upcoming local elections. I’m not sure I can bring myself to vote Reform, but I know I’d prefer them over the Tories, Labour, or God forbid the Greens.

@BotFinderUK I can’t believe it…..

Name this buttery spread

Film studios would do better releasing the films online first, and then doing a cinema run to give people the chance to see it on the big screen, with the full experience, if it gets a good result

@_OKJ__ Like: sorry bud, you don’t get another shot. You don’t get a re-run. You don’t get reassurance that you’ve been good. Live life with CHEST. Back yourself. And do it how you want. Because this IS it. We’re unfairly intelligent carbon beings. We will cease to be and decay. It’s ok.

@_OKJ__ The false promise of an afterlife is a way to reassure yourself, trick yourself, to live in comfort from the harsh fact that you have regrets & haven’t lived your life your way, and to the fullest. I get that some people NEED it, I just hate that people lie about the truth of it

Atheists…. Do you hope there is an afterlife or are you comforted by the idea there is nothing after life?

@ohhanxiety The Pebble - he’s like a malnourished Dwayne Johnson

Give him a rap name