Mike

@NeverNotFunny @NeverNotFunny #SQOTW pretend Jimmy’s allergy doesn’t exist: Would you rather 1) have to eat 10 past ripe UNPEELED bananas for all 3 meals for a month or 2) let your fingernails grow unchecked for a full year and you can never explain why to anyone.

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@NeverNotFunny #SQOTW pretend Jimmy’s allergy doesn’t exist: Would you rather 1) have to eat 10 past ripe UNPEELED bananas for all 3 meals for a month or 2) let your fingernails grow unchecked for a full year and you can never explain why to anyone.

@MyNameIsGaron Garon do not watch Uncle Frank on Amazon unless you are prepared to BAWL for 90 straight like I did home boy. F*cking amazing film.

@MyNameIsGaron #SQOTW pretend Jimmy’s allergy doesn’t exist: Would you rather 1) have to eat 10 past ripe UNPEELED bananas for all 3 meals for a month or 2) let your fingernails grow unchecked for a full year and you can never explain why to anyone. Not onstage and not at B&N.

@realDonaldTrump Evidence you gaping orange twat?

Since when does the Lamestream Media call who our next president will be? We have all learned a lot in the last two weeks!

@MyNameIsGaron @NeverNotFunny @jimmypardo @MyNameIsGaron This was quite a while ago but my friend just woke up with a brand spanking new liver

@NeverNotFunny @jimmypardo @MyNameIsGaron Worth sending this to everyone I admire. Best friend needs liver transplant. 40, non-alcoholic, shit insurance. Anything helps. gofundme.com/f/8yu5rz-liver…

@mariabamfoo Maria you so generously donated to this and in case you see this I wanted to let you know my friend just woke up with a brand new shiny liver. 💞

@mariabamfoo 😢😭🥰😌 Thank you so much

@iamjohnoliver @EricIdle @mariabamfoo Worth it to send this to everyone I admire. My best friend, 40, non-alcoholic needs a liver transplant. Shit insurance. Anything at all. gofundme.com/f/8yu5rz-liver…

@MyNameIsGaron For you to put yourself out there like this is such a beautiful thing and will help a number of people incl myself. Just think: just because of the tenuous connection with a podcast, people who don’t even know you, love you. I love you and wished I knew you

@wyffnews4 No charges, no official ruling on details of death even after evidence of cover up from his peers. Proof you can even get away with killing a well off white boy if your parents got enough of that green. #AboveTheLaw

South Carolina family remembers son's death, hopes to make hazing a felony wyff4.com/article/south-…

@MyNameIsGaron What was it like filming Prometheus?

@WasteManagement You can’t really investigate your own policy of keeping and using sensitive cc info after someone is no longer your customer. Complaints of this type against @WasteManagement are rampant online. Amex will handle from here. #fraud #WasteManagement #waste #Recycle

@MisterPresto Mike, We are sorry to hear about this. We would like to look into this. Can you please Direct Message us your account information? We will investigate right away. We understand that this is frustrating. ^bv

@WasteManagement Customer for 10+years. Cancelled b/c rates hike w/ no notice/cause. Was charged for new quarter again anyway bc they keep your cc info and still collect sched payments (verbatim from WM rep). Reported to AMEX for #fraud #WasteManagement #Recycle #garbage #waste

@NeverNotFunny Audio yes, video no. “What’d ya learn?” Holy shit, Hochberg. 😂😂😂😂

@MyNameIsGaron - Happy bday my friend (regardless of the number!). I’m right behind you. Your compilation on your tube is gold. Best wishes and I’m on pins and needles to see you at PCAT in Oct. Praying to Superman it happens. Have a great weekend.

@jimmypardo @MyNameIsGaron @NeverNotFunny Just a suggestion: I would love nothing more than to hear Elliot read out his short collection of albums that he owns. Hear me out: at least it will be brief. #dontworrybehappy

@jimmypardo @The40YearOldBoy ‘s call in made me tear harder than Jimmy I think. Eloquent and heartfelt. Just beautiful humanity all around. Happy 1K!

@TheUnderculture Just discovered this. Thank you!

Consider me the first official subscriber to @MyNameIsGaron ‘s hyper-specific new podcast: “Sandra Bullock Helps a Black Person.”

It’s worth sending this to everyone I admire on here with any small chance of hope. Best friend, 40, non-alcoholic needs a liver transplant. Shit insurance. Anything at all would help. @pattonoswalt gofundme.com/f/8yu5rz-liver…

@TVsAndyDaly @ohsnapjbsmoove @respektor Worth it to send this to everyone I admire. Best friend, 40, non-alcoholic needs liver transplant. Shit insurance. Anything at all helps. Nearly there. gofundme.com/f/8yu5rz-liver…