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@UmariTomoe You don’t happen to have a twirly moustache and wear a big top hat, do you?

leave a like on this post or else i'll tie another innocent horse to the railroad tracks and rub my hands together like a fly that just landed on your freshly made sandwich

@CrellysAutism Based

top 3 women? i'd rather one top me honestly

@learning_yohei Canberra is the capital, located in the Australian Capital Territory. Sydney is a common misconception

世界の文化に興味を持つ日本人です🇯🇵😄 オーストラリア人に質問があります🇦🇺🙋‍♀️ オーストラリアの首都ってシドニーですよね？🤔 多くの日本人はシドニーって言ってます🇯🇵🤝🇦🇺

@Fishlover0747 The wuwa hate is so fucking deranged. If you don’t like the game, that’s fine bro. Don’t play it. I don’t really see any posts from wuwa fans hating on genshin (even though it’s shit lol)

Just gonna say it bluntly, it must be exhausting being a wuwa hater, cuz wdym all of your posts hating the game gets debunked with facts & logic yet you still decide to keep continuing on hating it. Plus, don't bother hiding your hate behind "criticisms" we know you're lying.

@SaikoVtuber Final Fantasy 10 is a masterpiece

Can I be honest… Iv never played any Final Fantasy games. Are they good and should I play them?

@cweamcat Yeah I’ve seen one asking about dudes masturbating, what a blow job feels like, and about 15 talking about how they’d fuck you 20 times a day if you date them. What a time to be alive.

i keep getting insane sexual japanese tweets translated onto my timeline LMFAOOO is anyone else experiencing this

@kumxem Getting divorced

If you’re 23+ and unmarried, wtf are you doing???

@Greyhoundcat1 @Simon_Ingari Before I realised my worth I was following your mindset. When I realised my worth, I stopped following your mindset. Do you see how you just contradicted yourself by saying that?

@MisterPulse1 @Simon_Ingari Should have realised your worth sooner, its an easy mistake we've all fallen into at times

Boss: Before you leave today, I need you to run the project report. Gen Z: I can get that first thing tomorrow. It’s already 5:10 p.m. Boss: I need it before the end of today. Gen Z: If running your report early was so urgent, why was I not made aware of this earlier? The report will take about two hours to run and then another 30 minutes for me to organize the data before it’s ready to send off. Boss: Great, get that over to me by 9 p.m. at the latest. Gen Z:↓↓↓

@Greyhoundcat1 @Simon_Ingari Im Australian, mate.

@MisterPulse1 @Simon_Ingari Its not free its claimed back at a later date, damn you Americans are a sad bunch

@Greyhoundcat1 @Simon_Ingari I just told a lie. At my last job I worked free hours, often 10-15 free hours a week chasing a promotion that never came, because they realised they would lose all the free hours that I was putting into my old role. Working for free ruined my career at that company.

@Greyhoundcat1 @Simon_Ingari Imagine kissing the boots of an incompetent fool that probably earns two or three times more than you who can’t organise his time properly so demands people work overtime. What a pathetically weak way to live your life

@arinaariri That’s why I keep my bathroom door closed lol

トイレットペーパーをめちゃくちゃにした犯人が1秒で判明😭

@kochirayoto Almost! “The reason I’m learning English” or “the reason that I’m learning English” would be the correct sentence there. Other than that it was perfect :)

Q. Why are you learning English? A. The reason of I’m learning English is you. I want to understand your thoughts and feelings and opinions. My fans are my motivation! (Is sentence correct…?😭)

@zundamotisuki It’s not that they love Islam specifically, it’s more the fact that they’re terrified of being seen as racist. They’re more willing to see their own home be destroyed than they are to stand up for themselves for fear of being labelled a bigot.

何故左翼主義者はイスラム教を愛するのですか？

@zundamotisuki Why is it that they don’t know moderation? Drugs. I guarantee you that this guy was on some kind of narcotic.

アメリカのニューヨークでの映像。 地下鉄内で黒人の男が電車の窓ガラスを破壊している。 理由は不明だが何故彼らは加減を知らないのだろうか？ あ、日本には来ないでくださいね。

@itsShyver Getting flayed alive

oh, electric chair too. any ones that i missed? 😌

bronze bull. wooden horse. iron maiden. burned at stake. firing squad. that’s the only right you have as a pedophile.

@LilaGraceRose I think implied sex scenes can do a lot to strengthen a romantic plot line in a film, but blatant porn in a regular movie just makes it awkward and uncomfortable to watch.

Sex scenes are 100% unnecessary in film

@Leaflit It looks like one of those secure passwords my browser tries to autogenerate for me lmao.

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@yamanakanobody It’s not all of us, it’s a very loud, obnoxious vocal minority

何で外国人ってアニメの肌の色にうるさいの？ アニメを現実に持ち込まないでよ。 日本人は肌の色なんて個性の一つに過ぎないんだからさ。