Spoon 🥄

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Spoon 🥄

@___Spoon

Dirty commie ☭, vegan, urbanist, appreciator of the beauty in our world, existentially lost ADHD puppyboy, and the wokest irony-poisoned scholar on the internet

22 ❤️‍🔥 he/they Katılım Kasım 2025

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Spoon 🥄@___Spoon·10 Mar

The feminisation of gender nonconformity says a lot about the hegemony of the patriarchy given an entire half of our species is "othered" so hard that even those who reject the binary find refuge in femininity due to the shared struggle of living in a hyper-masculine world

Wemi@welodywizuki

How it feels to take a bath as an Unspecified #unspecified

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Spoon 🥄@___Spoon·4h

@tofuafficionado This is seitanic

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Hail Seitan Ⓥ 🇵🇸@tofuafficionado·14h

if I beat that tofussy up, is you gon tell on me?

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Spoon 🥄@___Spoon·4h

@Ch3sp1n1dk It shocks most people I meet

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Chespin🇧🇷🏳️‍⚧️@Ch3sp1n1dk·4h

@___Spoon Not lgbtq shocked me

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Spoon 🥄@___Spoon·1d

Behold the one and only true communist

PaleMilk Unchained@Paleshevik

Sorry, guys!

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@petelmire x.com/___Spoon/statu…

Spoon 🥄@___Spoon

@Paleshevik The age of consent is bourgeois decadence

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what would you do if someone read all your tweets to you one by one

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@RedMittens @ZelenskyyUa

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Kira🏳️‍⚧️@RedMittens·4h

@___Spoon Sorry I like being dominated 🤷‍♀️

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Spoon 🥄@___Spoon·14h

Russian oomf was being bombed by Ukrainian drones while she was humping her pillow

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Spoon 🥄@___Spoon·4h

@spriteinfect

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SpriteInfection@spriteinfect·1d

me. cishet. good or bad?

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Spoon 🥄@___Spoon·5h

@petelmire - Neetzsche

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u@petelmire·7h

moe is dead and we killed it

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Spoon 🥄@___Spoon·5h

@pooopmante28093 That is very true! Kill social media

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KaisFyre@pooopmante28093·5h

I agree but I feel like it’s a natural byproduct of having a literal digital panopticon watching you that will make fun of you for any type of action that isn’t basic human movement for your entire life.

Spoon 🥄@___Spoon

The zoomer obsession with being "non-chalant" has had more disastrous consequences on this generation than covid-19

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Spoon 🥄@___Spoon·5h

@hellspatisserie Forgot about this post and got a minor heart attack on the timeline

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𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚎@hellspatisserie·18h

Are you a pr*shipper

Spoon 🥄@___Spoon

You are given 5 minutes with Vladimir Lenin. What do you ask him?

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Spoon 🥄@___Spoon·7h

@chicosversion What the fuck is Australian cuisine

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chico 🪐isnt sure about theexistence of Bulgaria🤔@chicosversion·11h

cuisines i’ve tasted and liked 👍

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Beltuw@beltuwon

Only good food

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Spoon 🥄@___Spoon·7h

@trancel_ @hayasaka_maoist You WILL be saying "hey wanna collect our monthly burger rations?" and you WILL enjoy it.

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Liz O’Blivion@trancel_·12h

@hayasaka_maoist My radical synthesis is that the food should be free but the stores still given names like “Schmoe’s Wacky Burger Joint” 1. Because it’s funny 2. I don’t wanna be saying “hey you wanna pop by The Burger Dispensary?”

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Wynn@hayasaka_maoist·1d

do you know how awesome it'd be to live in a world where you can get food from a place without seeing a brand logo plastered on every square inch and without it being named something like Spleegie's or Bürgr

Eastern Bloc Visuals@eastblocvisuals

Hamburger kiosk in Moscow, 1990.

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Spoon 🥄@___Spoon·9h

@SJPascal Maintaining the goongenda is our top priority

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Pascal@SJPascal·11h

@___Spoon x.com/killugonbiglov… reminds me of this

keith number 200@killugonbiglove

DO YOU MIND.

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Spoon 🥄@___Spoon·12h

@kiffboet @stats_feed Your prostate will hate you when you're old and you brought it upon yourself

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Peter@kiffboet·13h

@stats_feed That's what losing two world wars does to a nation

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World of Statistics@stats_feed·1d

🚽 Where men sit down to pee (% of men): 🇩🇪 Germany: 40% 🇦🇺 Australia: 25% 🇸🇪 Sweden: 22% 🇩🇰 Denmark: 19% 🇫🇷 France: 19% 🇨🇦 Canada: 16% 🇪🇸 Spain: 14% 🇮🇹 Italy: 13% 🇺🇸 USA: 10% 🇵🇱 Poland: 10% 🇬🇧 UK: 9% 🇲🇽 Mexico: 6% 🇸🇬 Singapore: 5% Note: times where you go to the toilet to ONLY urinate According to YouGov

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Spoon 🥄@___Spoon·13h

@morally___grey Transphobes will look at this and go "that's a dude"

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Grey@morally___grey·1d

1 year and 5 months on estrogen 🥹 and 5 months on progesterone!! which, if this picture is any indication, i think is working

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Spoon 🥄@___Spoon·13h

@Joker_of_Zero @ThatTFgal84 I grew up in Finland AMA

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Julius Ⓥ🦋🌱🚩🏴@Joker_of_Zero·15h

@ThatTFgal84 The most socialist countries alive are the nordics

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Ⓐria✭☭🏳️‍⚧️🚩🏴@ThatTFgal84·20h

"successful revolutions" 1 The USSR, fallen replaced by imperialist capitalist Russia. 2 China, capitalist and beyond any form of socialism. 3 North Korea, literal monarchy larping as socialism. 4 Vietnam, same as China. 5 Cuba, arguably the most socialist 6 The rest, gone.

𝕵𝕬𝕲𝖀𝕬𝕽🇬🇹@ROJIPARDO00

Anarquismo: la ideología para niños de 14 años con disforia de género, adictos a discord y el porno furry.

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Spoon 🥄@___Spoon·13h

@lyres_ The Catholic Church

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lyres ( 〃▽〃)@lyres_·13h

what happened to the boys man

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My doordasher said enjoy your meal and I replied "you too" I'm gonna kill myself

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@frog99_cra85582 @socialistadri @hasanthehun Which is why it's cool?

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CrazyFrog99@frog99_cra85582·22h

@___Spoon @socialistadri @hasanthehun Eh the code felt more like a person accepting that their autistic I mean mixing multiple genres was cool I Olny liked the chorus that it

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