Alexis

if it’s not toilet paper it’s trash bags if it’s not trash bags it’s laundry detergent

i don’t even text people gm i just come into their phone asking questions early af like should i get a piercing today like they’re a magic 8 ball

doctor: do you smoke or drink me: yes doctor: ok me: are u mad at me

torb fixing his turret

me & who

tucking ur girl’s hair behind her ear is an underrated form of intimacy

Normalize taking care of men. Hold him, play with his hair, comfort him, hug him from behind, kiss his forehead. It doesn't make him less than a man. It makes him stronger, makes u stronger together. Normalize taking care of ur man the same way u would want him to take care of u

YEAH SEX IS COOL BUT HAVE YOU EVER HAD SOMEBODY GIVE YOU A BUNCH OF LITTLE KISSES ALL OVER YOUR FACE UNTIL YOU'RE GIGGLING AND BLUSHING BECAUSE THAT IS PEAK

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