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Osaka Bin Laden vs Manchester City: 90 Minutes 0 Goals/Assists 0 Dribbles 12 Possessions Lost 2 Big Chances Missed Dribbled 5x BETTER THAN NEYMAR 🔥🔥🔥

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Gonna struggle getting to New York on the M6 toll mate

So Cowley knows what we need to be successful next year. Assuming the players we have on loan don’t come back but everyone else stays (won’t happen I know) but where do you think he means. Striker remains obvious, but perhaps Williams now gets a chance till EOS in the 9 #colu

@elliot_1937 Picks his nails

what’s on the cowley interview bingo today 😴 so proud of this team? small pitch with the crowd on top of you? not many teams will come to bromley and have that many chances? small squad with so many contact injuries?#ColU

Fuckkkkk this will ruin my plans to finally start watching the wire

@OfficialUpTheUs Just needs to click and a bit of luck! Will have to play through Bromley as Williams won’t compete in the air, that side is certainly capable of doing it though.

Iandolo back a massively deserved start for Williams, Payne and Bishop back in the side, Good options on the bench to change the game if needed, What are your thoughts on today’s XI? #Colu | #WeAreUnited

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Remembering when Tyrone Mings thought he was him against Man United and tried to fuck with Zlatan. Spoiler - he wasn’t him.

3D printed hand for blocking sun

@EagleEyedColU @daletylermk95 If he’d have got red I wouldn’t have complained, it was stupid and intentional. Flanagan could also have had the same fate, was trying to goad him into a response. Wasn’t there an incident with the same CB in the home game with him rolling around?

@MistleyFc @daletylermk95 Red card. Samson knows what he's doing and I'm not surprised

Sanders getting serval match ban for an “alleged” hair pull. Deliberate elbow to the head, yellow card. 👍

@MartynBell10 Barbrook will be National League next year 💯 huge lack of quality on the ball and seldom wins possession back either. Rarely wins headers also for someone his size. We have better in our academy.

Bishop a big miss tonight but barbrook doesn’t cut it for me, Tovide least said the better.Tucker, Read and Vincent young standouts for #colu

@daletylermk95 Not a chance, just the angle from behind. Not a mark on him and watch recation of your players. If it’s an elbow they’d go fucking mental and rightly so!

@MistleyFc “Made it look like an elbow”, because it was an elbow you daft twat 🤣

@Upthecolu Macey found the net more than our strikers 😂

@MistleyFc 😭😭

This is his 15 game without a goal #colu

@Ollman221 Bromley 1-0 banker!!!

We could play for 24 hours straight and still not score #ColU

Arthur Read the best player on that pitch by a mile tonight!!!#colu

@002Tomo Don’s proof first half. Just keep putting balls in good areas and eventually something drops. League two defenders for a reason. Eventually someone switches off.

@MistleyFc Do we even have a final ball?! We NEVER put a cross in, we cut back and pass it behind and repeat the same move over and over again!

Can’t be many sides in the league with a worse final ball than us 😂 #colu