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@Nelle_Andrew Yes seems he is unaware that he is the target age and sex ror being the most likely to be attacked. Men are attacked more than women. Sad but true fact

My husband just went for a run. It’s 8pm but he did it anyway. He felt entirely able to. It didn’t occur to him he couldn’t or what might happen if he did. It didn’t occur to him to be afraid. That is all.

@SkyNews Boring as, dating a chav from Redditch. What is the world coming to when this lady is employed. She is boring talentless

Alison Hammond set to be announced as new host of The Great British Bake Off trib.al/fXxfWkJ

@PhilC273 He should of been let go years ago.l because he is about as interesting as watching paint dry

Absolutely ridiculous. The BBC has completely lost the plot

@GaryLineker @BBCMOTD This aged well

Well, it’s been an interesting couple of days. Happy that this ridiculously out of proportion story seems to be abating and very much looking forward to presenting @BBCMOTD on Saturday. Thanks again for all your incredible support. It’s been overwhelming.

@matiascasali @GaryLineker @BBCMOTD Yup and filled with ex German army war criminals great job guys.

@GaryLineker @BBCMOTD Gary, you can come to Argentina anytime you want, we'll make you an honorary argentinian. And even without that, you can come anyway, because our migration laws are for welcoming migrants not to expel them.

@GaryLineker @BBCMOTD No one wants you to present it, for me it's not that you are woke, it's just you are boring and no where near worth your pay packet

Boris Johnson has found to be in contempt of Parliament over Partygate. It could trigger a by-election, RT if you want this fraudulent, lying, slob to be kicked out of politics for good.

It’s impossible to fathom how much damage Fox News and Rupert Murdoch have done to our country.

Wanting tomatoes and getting turnips pretty much sums up Brexit…

@mrdanwalker Nearly as important as not riding straight in front of moving cars. Maybe they mean that a helmet is not as important as not being aware cars will hit you if you ride into them

It’s odd to get lectured by people telling me that bike helmets aren’t important when the emergency services at the scene yesterday told me I probably wouldn’t be here if I wasn’t wearing one. Funny old world! I hope you’re having a good Tuesday. Soup through a straw for lunch⛑️

@britishairways I hope you and all your board rot in a particularly nasty part of hell. You are beyond appealing, do you employ the MET polices sacked officers as your "customer service" team. Beyond reproach theguardian.com/money/2023/feb…

@Rhik17 @ScotNational Ha please god let Scotland have it's freedom and self fund. We are tired of supporting this winging cretins that live on the land and steal bread from the south. Please let them be free to live free of the handouts.

@ScotNational All English parties are finished in Scotland. Their “keep Scottish sovereignty out of Scottish hands and in the hands of the English” policy is anti-Scottish.

A new YouGov poll suggests that support for independence was at 46% when Nicola Sturgeon announced her resignation. It also indicates that Labour could be making gains as the SNP lose Westminster support.

@OwenJones84 I do hope your trolling the world

Nicola Sturgeon isn’t just the most impressive female politician in a generation - she’s the most formidable politician we’ve got. A class act who enjoyed popular support which most leaders who’ve served that long could only dream of. History will be kind to her.

Thinking again about the time Angela Rayner used Commons headed paper to complain about a shop selling out of £195 R2D2 heels

@Madonna I thought Pete Burns was dead?

The world is threatened by my power and my stamina. My intelligence and my will to survive. But they will never break me this is all the test.

@PippaCrerar Nah. It was just a photo op. The most efficient use of Sunak’s time would be to: - settle all strike negotiations with decent pay and commitments to improve working conditions - rejoin the single market - scrap abysmal Tory legislation - windfall tax oil giants - call an election

@PippaCrerar Rishi has "... limited time..."? Count on it. When the collapse of the Sunak regime comes, the fall will be precipitous. #EnoughlsEnough

@PippaCrerar As Richard Madely might say, can you really expect the PM to travel on a rundown, vastly expensive, privatised disaster of a rail system?

@PippaCrerar More tax payers money, wasted. But that means nothing to this government. theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

@PippaCrerar Why did he have to go to Leeds? He didn't. He was on a photo op. That is not by any stretch of the imagination a "good use of his time". #ToryBrokenBritain