mitchell++

Jugando al Fall Guys con amigos:

Tonight I discovered Danny Duncan. I haven’t laughed so much in AGES

My 2.5 year-old wore a mask for about 3 hours straight today. Didn’t take it off for a second, or complain. I explained the importance, and how we wear it to keep EVERYBODY safe. Apparently my toddler exhibits a level of empathy, maturity, and respect that grown adults cannot.

THIS is how you use your privilege!!!!!

IF ARABS ARE HOLDING THESE RIFFLES, THEY ARE TERRORISTS. IF LATINOS ARE HOLDING THESE RIFFLES, THEY ARE CRIMINALS . IF BLACKS ARE HOLDING THESE RIFFLES, THEY ARE A THREAT. WHAT A WHITE PRIVILEGE.

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Skatepark Sarah calls a guy giving used skate product to kids who need it a pedophile 😳🤦‍♂️💀 a thread*

That was not a unanimous win jones takedowns saved him from losing the belt. Disappointing to watch jones not try to finish knowing he already won the fight, even tho he didn’t

No ice

I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows Twitter Philanthropist @Pulte and me!!! (If you don’t follow us, we can’t dm you the money) Will show proof!

Trump vs. Trump: Kurds Edition

son was 33 years late to 4th period, no referral, unreal

To Infinity and Beyond!

I’ve been on twitter for like 8 years and there’s still nothing that has topped Earth Sandwich

How Walgreens/CVS Workers be when they see eachother 😂😭💀