Simon Hawkins

@Gary_C_Mitie Great photo Gaz 👌

Grand National 🐎🥂👌🏼

@asg_gaz @ladysmithcentre @AstonServicesG Happy birthday to these fantastic team members! I'm sure the gift cards will be put to great use!

Happy Birthday to Gordon, Curtis & Angela @ladysmithcentre who all received a £30 gift voucher of their choice for there Birthday Celebrations 🎂🍻 @AstonServicesG #teamnorth

@AmandaOwen8 I remember making the same ‘wish’ when I was so much younger. Admittedly, the same wish happens in adult like too but the effects can be much more financially costly. Oh, to be so much younger again - the snow excitement never wains but the ability to enjoy certainly does

Through the arched window 🪟 we have….possibility of no school bus ( they hope.) 🚌 ❄️ ❄️ ❄️ #yorkshire #snowing #wintery

@asg_gaz @Carltonlanes @stjohnsleeds @AstonServicesG Par for the course 😉 Great work all 💪

2 fantastic SLA meetings today @Carltonlanes & @stjohnsleeds security, cleaning & maintenance teams delivering what is expected and going above and beyond for @AstonServicesG clients let's keep it going, good work by all. #teamnorth #futuresbright

@gazza_d This is awful to see. It could have ended so differently and so disastrously. I’m a driver, not a biker. Due care and attention appears to be lacking here from the motorist …

@asg_gaz @AstonServicesG @LakesideOutlet Great words Gaz. It's fantastic to see true use of Twitter - no corporate bull, just true celebration of fantastic achievement! As a very good friend of mine would say, take yesterday off on full pay, we'll cover for you 😉

What a week!! @AstonServicesG is going from strength to strength, we started the week with "going live" @LakesideOutlet welcoming security, cleaning & maintenance staff, client engagement with fantastic SLA scores, quality welfare visits with our troops on the ground, #teamnorth

@SoVeryBritish You mean that some people DON’T? *shudders & shakes head*

You’re having cheese and crackers. Do you butter the cracker?

@asg_gaz @LeedsBACIL @AstonServicesG @stjohnsleeds Absolutely Fantastic News!! Well done all 👍🏼

Wow they have only gone and won Best Daytime Security @LeedsBACIL awards congratulations to our @AstonServicesG team @stjohnsleeds a massive thank you for all your hard work throughout the year #teamnorth

I've just signed up to take part in #Steptober for @LandAid - you can put your steps to good use and join me here: join.landaid.org/s/7126/9218/t

State of this cunt.

Statement on the death of Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II (3/3)

Very very sad news.

@Queen_UK Stand down ma'am. Thank you for your service

Laptop lid about to close; voicemail updated; client & colleagues pre-warned. 2 weeks in Cyprus is almost here 🌞

@rickygervais Beer, grandpa, holidays. Easy!!

You can only keep 3. Beer, pizza, chocolate, swearing, AIDS, coffee, Netflix, toast, running, ketamine, Grandpa, chips, holidays.

Good luck to survivor John Fordham and his fabulous band @jiveaces who this evening will be headlining the concert prior to the opening of the Commonwealth Games. #PoliceFamily

Absolutely appalling. £4.95 for a bottle of water? What is your justo @RoyalToby ??

What an Absolutely Fantastic football match. I’m convinced that those Lionesses play better football than the Lions!!

@holiday_harlow it would appear that you like to shop at Aldi and charge Waitrose prices! £12 for this? At least Dick Turpin wore a mask!!

A very powerful message …