MJ

BREAKING: Trump says the US will impose a 100% tariff on imported generic drugs beginning in August 2028, rising to 200% in August 2029.

I said to this dude at spybar last night “ayoo it’s 7-11 free slurpees” and he said “what?” and I said “it’s July 11th… free slurpees” and he said “man, free everybody”

Bam really scored 83 points in a game and beat Tyler Herro’s ass in the same year. We will never forget 2026 Bam Adebayo.

Q: What are your plans for the housing affordability bill? Trump: I don't know. It's so unimportant

My dawg said Jamie Lee Curtis n Jennifer Lawrence look better than Coi

i lowkey feel bad when i see a bug in my bedroom . this nigga don’t even know i’m bout 2 shut his lights out

what a privilege it is to be able to wake up and try again

Pat Riley and LeBron James have repaired their relationship, and the Heat are interested in a reunion, per @flasportsbuzz

Steph coming to Miami #waitonit

Why do the McDonalds have chicken selects in Ireland but not the U.S.

New day, new threads for Giannis 🌴

@united Nah I need that on the TL. Payed $1100 for my ticket and I’m sitting at my gate 4 hours passed when we were supposed to take off

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Flight delayed almost 4 hours now @united this is ridiculous… scumbag airlines.

PETE CROW-ARMSTRONG COMPLETES THE CYCLE ‼️

They have f*cking DUCKS in Mexico shirts😭🦆🇲🇽

Pessimism of the intellect, optimism of the will

Hunter Biden summer

Things most Americans agree on: Groceries cost too much. Tariffs suck and make no sense. Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks. The debt is a mess. The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good. Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained. Americans are exhausted. AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you. Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF. Canadians are super fucking cool. Mexicans are chill. Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies. Good neighbors are a blessing. Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea. We all question, are we alone in the universe? We all fuck up along the way. Epstein didn’t hang himself. The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day. The Cowboys suck. Go Birds! Things we’re told to fight about: Me. Laptop. Vaccines. Transgenders in sports. Pronouns. That’s the joke.

Hope my caddy has his tetanus shot

Hacking your boys Neuralink and installing Ausar Thompson the night before his 3rd place intramural game