M.Jonathan

He must be Kobbie Mainoo🔥😤

After stealing everything from africa, the colonizers gave us a book that says “Thou shall not steal”

Five minutes after you’re born, they decide your name, religion, tribe, nationality, and sect. Then you spend the rest of your life defending what you did not choose.

@shubhvanii But why would a wise man run naked?

A Silly man covers his BALLs when Running Naked through a crowd. A Wise man covers his Face. - African Proverb-

Her husband becomes the first man to be in the longest distance relationship

Never be afraid to disappoint people who only text you when they need something from you.

The president once said that, in Uganda, even a fool can survive. Use that information the way you want

A person who sells eggs doesn't start a fight in the market.

Never include your partner on your graduation pictures.

Slavery was legal. Colonialism was legal. Segregation was legal. Apartheid was legal. War is legal. Never use legality as a guide to morality.

My contribution to society is I don’t speak when I’m not educated enough on a topic

Even if you call me Future Archbishop.

🚨🇺🇬🇮🇷🇮🇱 BREAKING: Jackson Hinkle has challenged Ugandan Defense Minister Muhoozi Kanerugaba to FIRE at least ONE MISSILE at TEL AVIV

Two lawyers today in court were seeking permission of the court to exchange blows outside the court, after a vexatious objections by both counsel. Drama in court today was massive. 🤣🤣 In my mind, I wish My Lord will say, “your prayers to take on each other outside is hereby granted as prayed”. 🤣🤣 I wanted to watch real life WWE from my learned colleagues.

We are requesting for a bail for this man, since there is no proper evidence to his case. We would like him to be presented to the court of people, bambi tusabba busabbi 🙏🧎

You don't need to file a verifying affidavit at the Small Claims Court

Visitors: Oh wow, you've grown a lot Grandma: He even impregnated the maid

So, Iran has even offered to transport American soldiers into Iran so then they can have a fight with them? What do we call this in political science?

Your mother’s sister is not your mother, if you doubt that, ask an orphan!

Of all the places he could have gone to, Parliament, NIRA, UEDCL... He chose to go to a school..