Muhwezi (PLU)🇺🇬

I advise my brother Elon Musk, an African like me, to get off President Trump's case. President Trump is doing a great job. Africa is happy with him so far. Instead, come back to Africa and invest your billions in the continent of the future.

@penniepeppy_1 Akabanga drink

Call me any drink you love??

I'm sorry, I forgot my brothers in Ethiopia. They are the greatest black army on earth. Ethiopia, Uganda and Rwanda are Africa's superpowers.

For my Banyarwanda people, I have a question? I'm I imfura or intwari?

In Black Africa, there are only really two armies. UPDF and RDF. No other armies can stand against us.

@mkainerugaba All the men I have killed Troy 2004

@Mbidde Sorry Hon for the loss of your Mother may her soul rest well 🕯

Good evening, esteemed colleagues. I regret to inform you of the passing of my beloved mother, Miss Mary Kintu RIP

Munyagwa...😂😂. Kare nonkiza orunyankore.

@thekingsmanUG Mbarara

If we were to build a second capital city besides Kampala, which district would you recommend!???

@_Hybreed_ @tourismgoi uganda 🇺🇬

Don't be shy, just tag the company you wish to work for.

Soon we will have no visas between Uganda and DRC. I discussed this with my big brother, H.E. Felix Tshisekedi, and he accepted. So you Ugandans and Congolese 'Mweremere'. 😊

In the interests of regional balancing, I want Hon.Balaam to select one of our good youths from Central Uganda for a prize of 5 million shillings.

NOTHING will happen in Northern Uganda, that Mzee, Afande Saleh and I have not approved. Absolutely nothing.

We are going to organize a meeting of President's sons very soon. Myself, His Majesty the Kabaka, Hon.Akena, General Taban and Hon.Oryem. We shall proclaim the agenda of the so called 'First Sons'.

I hereby appoint Honourable @FrankTumwebazek (Chairman), Honourable @KiryowaKk and Honourable @BalaamBarugahar as the leaders of the organising committee for this Historic meeting! The meeting MUST take place by the middle of August.

Here is KABOBI, a FAILED OPPOSITION leader in Uganda. DOOMED to FLOP again in 2026. He is headed for an electoral DISASTER!! But for some reason he is obsessed with my sexual experiences. Maybe because he has so few of his own. He needs URGENT surgery on that NOSE that is about to eat his face.

Nshuti bavandimwe b'Abanyarwanda, Mugihe mwegereje iminsi mikuru ijyane no #Kwibohora31 n'ibiruhuko biri imbere, ndabatumira n'umitima wanjye wose; muze mudusure hano mu Bugande. Imipaka irafunguye, amahoro ni yose. Muze mwishime n'abavandimwe, musure inshuti n'imiryango, mwidagadure mu gihugu cyanyu, muhagurukane n'umunezero n'akanyamuneza. Uganda ni iyanyu, Murisanga iwanyu. Mbifurije ibiruhuko byiza. Imana ibarinde. 🇺🇬 🤝 🇷🇼