Moab Fegg

I feel unsafe when Costco is closed.

@Ozempich8r @MLB then foul outs don’t count either?

Unpopular opinion but it shouldn’t count as an out if you fall into the stands. If a fan catches a ball over the wall in the stands it’s a home run but if a player catches the ball in the stands it’s an out? Makes no sense. The process should be completed in the field of play in order for it to be considered an out and a true robbery 🤷🏻‍♂️

JO ADELL JUST ROBBED A THIRD HOME RUN TONIGHT HE JUMPED INTO THE STANDS 🤯

@HabsOnReddit Dobes shoulda gone instead.

Nick Suzuki is now 0-17 in his last 17 shootout attempts. His last shootout goal was on Dec. 13th, 2023.

@poltremblay33 MMDV

Qui reconnaît

@gay_lumberjack hopefully tomorrow

I bet none of you got called a “dumb whore” by Glenn Greenwald today. 👏

Logan Stanley feeding Brady Tkachuk his lunch. Things you love to see.

@ezralevant @dowbboy @janycemcgregor @USAmbCanada they would rather lie just as a general proposition

1. The CBC’s @JanyceMcGregor saw my exclusive interview with @USAmbCanada. But instead of crediting Rebel, she says the ambassador “has been out doing interviews”. Not true. He’s done just the one with Rebel. The CBC would rather lie than give us credit.

@ComicDaveSmith classic fake tough guy talk

No, I said I pity you because you can never do a debate or contentious interview for the rest of your life. You would be destroyed in a single question. Now, run away little girl or answer the question like a man.

@HabsOnReddit neither team seems especially interested

Igor Shesterkin is keeping the NYR in the game in the 1st period so far but on 5v5, the Habs are buzzing

@ivandemigoal yeah sure

The Habs are looking to extend Arber Xhekaj’s contract per source. They’re looking at 4-5M AAV.

@GodLeadsToGlory @nytimes @TheAthletic Those teams have been successful in living memory though.

From @TheAthletic: How far will the Maple Leafs go to make a buck? Try a price tag of $956.83 for a young fan (ages 8-12) to stand on the ice and wave a flag before a Leafs home game. That doesn’t include a ticket to the game, which is required. nyti.ms/4bLtMDP

@jaynitx touches his face too much

Conor Neill on the 3 best ways to start a speech (most people get this wrong): "I guarantee if you go to conferences, 19 out of 20 speakers will start in one of these ways: 'My name is Conor Neill. I'm from Tango, and this talk is about the latest trend in monitoring strategies.' But all of you are sitting with a piece of paper that already says who I am and what I'm going to talk about. By repeating what you already know, I'm giving a signal that it's time to get your BlackBerry out." Conor explains the three best ways to start instead: Third best: A question that matters to the audience. "How do you phrase a problem that the audience faces in a question?" Second best: A factoid that shocks. "There are more people alive today than have ever died. Every two minutes, the energy reaching the earth from the sun is equivalent to the whole annual energy usage of humanity. Does that change how you think about energy?" The best way: Start like you'd start a story to a child. "How do we start a story to a child? 'Once upon a time.' And what happens when you say once upon a time? My daughter leans forward, gets ready to hear, engages. We were all trained as kids to know when a story's coming. We also know when a teacher is about to deliver a 40-minute boring lecture." He explains the grown-up version: "In business, you don't hear Jack Welch saying 'once upon a time.' Steve Jobs doesn't start his speeches with 'once upon a time.' So there's a grown-up way of saying it: 'In October, the last time I was in this room, there were 120 people here. I was having a conversation with one of the world's experts on public speaking and he said something to me that changed what I think about what's important in speaking.' Now I can pause for 30 seconds, and you want to know what he said." Conor concludes: "Stories are about people. They're not about objects. They're not about things. If you want to tell a good story about your company, don't talk about the software talk about the people who built the software. What they do. How they are. What's important to them. What they sacrifice."

@GigaBeers at this point, it’s fun to watch him embarrass himself

Bruh, you suck. Hang it up.

@MarkJCarney was she smelly? I hear she is smelly.

Joni Mitchell is a Canadian icon, and it was my honour to present her with the JUNO Lifetime Achievement Award last night.

@MrAndyNgo 😀

Los Angeles (March 28) — A far-left rioter at the violent “No Kings” attack tried to block a horse and was kicked to the side.

@HabsOnReddit OTL, W, L,W

The Habs will play 4 games this week. What will be their record during this stretch? 🤔 👇👇👇

@MattWalshBlog @seanmdav it kind of sounds like you care

No, John. I’ve never heard anyone bring you up in any context. Whatever faint glimmer of influence you once had faded 20 years ago when you were shilling for the Iraq War and mass immigration. No one talks about you now, reads you, or cares about your opinions. That’s why you’re an elderly man reduced to tweeting at me 10 times a day begging for me to notice you. You’ve been wrong about every major issue for your entire life, killed your credibility, and now you’re doomed to live out your twilight years in irrelevance. So, no, nobody has ever told me that you find me tiresome. That would require them to know who you are and care enough to mention you, which nobody does. You have told me, though, because you’re desperate for my attention. I try not to give you what you want because I don’t generally like being mean to sad old men. But you asked a question, so this is this the answer. I hope it clears things up.

@SportsnetSpec @WeAreCanProud she is a mean, smelly person

You're disrespecting Joni Mitchell, and you call yourself Canada Proud? Sit down, shut up, and show some respect, @WeAreCanProud

@GadSaad @Concordia @joerogan nevair do dat, Gad

My university @Concordia received innumerable demands to have me fired when I joked about the French-Canadian accent on @joerogan's podcast. I received vicious hate mail from old Quebecker ladies.

@barstoolsports @NjTank99 man that is a sad waste of life

We’re only 3 games into the season, but Bo Bichette might be the worst Mets signing ever, according to @NjTank99

@realMaalouf Where are the feminists? Oh, down at the pally rally.

CANADA: A Muslim migrant in Montreal violently berates a female officer: "Dirty fucking slut, shut your mouth, disgusting dog-faced whore. If I want, I'll buy you and make you my slave.” The hatred they have for non-Muslim women is truly disgusting.