Mochi Boy

@dee_indapitt x.com/deeanampromorh…

saw a custom made bible shaped spanking paddle... hear me out robby... dennis... the paddle...and the catholic guilt

@yuretsu_ Is this about that one Reddit story 😭

you’re fighting w your girl and she flashes her tits wyd

@puppyswhit …and/or ate his family themselves in retaliation for religiously charged abuse ✨ AND Robby would actually be the vampire because he views himself as subhuman and draining the soul from his partners because he’s unable to cope with his own depressive spirals and self-loathing✨

Werewolf Dennis that accidentally eats his families sheep… or/and cows

In a word full of vampire!dennis truthers I alone, stand as the only werewolf!dennis truther

@ontheflipsiide He’s either a CNC with lots of check-ins and aftercare kinda guy or he’s just… yknow idk what other kind of guy would do this but I’m endlessly curious what his damage is bcs hello?? 💀

love how he's okay with being a rapist but not a pedo

@hedonicaro As a bibliophile, I approve this message 😂 I’m a book lover not a book diddler 😭

also if you think the suffix "-phile" means something inherently bad youre so fucking stupid

@wingzeroendles1 @osanisinake Please ignore that suggestion - I’ve tried it once before and can genuinely say it fucking sucked.

@osanisinake Sleeping pills and alcohol. However, if advice against doing it. There is so much to see and do. People to meet. Life to live. Life is worth living even if it doesn't feel that way most of the time. Live.

how do I kill myself painlessly without access to firearms

@osanisinake As someone who attempted, please don’t. There is no painless method, even if your choice is marketed that way. The side effects of an attempt can be just as bad as the things driving you to leave. Please please reach out to someone

@koshwave Holy shit this is adorable 😭 😭 💛

#hucklerobby comms wip for aristotlecoyote😙

@beatransfox @inquisitrix @mikapowered Hey I mean hopefully at least your “I’m not like other girls” phase feels affirming to you 😭/jjjj

@inquisitrix @mikapowered i just like foxes but its not my whole personality :P

in the nicest way possible, you don't have to play into the whole puppy/animal girl thing when transitioning

@gonnabfamous26 @ridhima_z Frankie or Bobby tho… 🤔

@ridhima_z Like bro I'm not saying Frank or Bob get out of here

there’s only like 5 moanable boy names

@Imajit8750 @ridhima_z So just all the trans guys 😆

@ridhima_z Adrian Ethan Roman Julian Zayn Bonus: Leo, Aarav, Damon, Noah, Kai.

@Jasbapefjj @ridhima_z “Roger”… well are we talking how Jessica Rabbit says it or is this more of an American Dad situation 😂

@ridhima_z Roger Lester Ernesto Patrick Charles

@fappintoplappin @ridhima_z Only if it’s in an orgy with Mathew, Mark, and John

@ridhima_z is luke one

@ridhima_z Shmebulock (Shmebulysses Q. Locke III)

@thermalthagreat @ridhima_z Ngl you pass the test 😂

@ridhima_z Got niggas moaning they name in they head (I’m niggas)

@whorrorflicks I… don’t know if I’m more afraid of someone clocking that about me or the reverse 😆 😭

Yall ever look at someone and KNOW theyre into pup play?

@ickystickypink Do you have a spare electric toothbrush 😂 💀

I dropped my vibrator from my bed and it BROKE 😁!!!!!!!!! Didn’t even get 6 months out of this $80 vibrator!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am flat broke and I can not afford a replacement and this is the only way I can finish!!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

@kotya_OMG Yknow, I doooo kinda have to redeem myself for a shitty vampire smut I wrote as a teen and lost the password to before I could delete it, so…… maybe this shall be my penance 😆 😭 🧛‍♂️

By the way!!! You can take this AU and write fanfics based on it :з All I ask in return is that you send me the link to them. I’d be interested in reading them 👀

@sakhawat_tweets @SoapyWithaSword To be fair, so does AO3 😂

@SoapyWithaSword Trying to do serious historical research into Victorian erotica must be wild because they will seamlessly transition from poetic romance to the absolute most unhinged and unsettling descriptions imaginable

Lesbian porn from the 1800s is the most insane gross shit like you will read one passage and be wowed and then turn the page and want to die. I think this is an 1800s issue not a lesbian issue but it sucks when trying to research historical porn/bdsm content

@Hazeludw Uhhhh… Kevin (idk I panicked)

boobs to your mouth name a rock