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WE WANT JOE! @BonsieTweets twitter.com/leafshub/statu…

@DArm91 @BleedblueRob Those look like green level tickets to any regular season Leafs game

@BleedblueRob I think the 100 section the prices are double this

Lots of Canadians there. Wow

@breakfasttv Ottawa- if beige was a city.

With the passing of Bob Cole (RIP), let’s not wait to honour those like him while we are lucky enough to still enjoy them. @Bonsie1951 you are a legend. Every single @MapleLeafs fan misses having you on the tv broadcasts every game.

@livlightslamp4 Duct tape and a board with a nail in it

I need some advice on how to watch tonight’s game with my husband that is a huge Bruins fan.. please help me 😭 #LeafsForever

@PatCSportsFan Niiiice! What app is that?

Best buck I ever spent!

I’ve watched at least 60 games a year for 20 years. That’s 1200 games. Avg broadcast time 2.5 hours. Total time invested: 3,000 hours. At min wage of $17.20/hr, I have invested $51,600 worth of my time in this team. This is not worth it. #LeafsForever ….or not.

@breakfasttv it’s not the cut of Devo’s shirt- it’s the blazer and pearls that make him look like Marge in Chanel.

I know the leafs haven’t had great luck against Boston in the past few playoff series…but now Boston is without their biggest advantage against us…Jake Gardiner. #LeafsForever

Are the Leafs on CBC tonight?

Men: I couldn’t get an erection once Doctors: let’s get you meds right away and run some scans. Women: for months I’ve been getting hot flashes, cramping, irregular periods, severe emotional imbalances, dry skin, fatigue.. Doctors: Come back in 6 months and we’ll start caring.

That second Knies goal was so ridiculous that the Republicans are offering it the nomination #Leafs

@mariocosentino7 My cat made a less offensive noise when I stepped on its tail

Butchered it🤢🤮

I assume Tampa Bay just asks people if they can sing an anthem without actually listening to them first.

@theJagmeetSingh Easy promise to make- but what is your actual plan??

This Thanksgiving, the Liberal government promised lower food prices. Instead, prices are up and your bank accounts are down. I promise you, I'm going to fight like hell for you your family. I won't back down.

@sdpnsports @AdamWylde Does he have a bowel issue that we are not aware of? I feel that he always looks like he’s touching cloth.

Another year, another round of awkward media photos.

@daraobriain I thought you said it would be war poetry!?!

Bluma Appel Theatre, Toronto (last night): Absolute joy, including… What the hell is Cottage country?; not all lumberjacks spin on logs; You’re from London? I’m also from London! Let’s have a child!; a young man’s first taste of Tim Horton. #youhadtobethere 2nd show tonight!

Heartbroken. Been waiting for month to finally see @daraobriain in Toronto but now I have a bad case of Covid and have to stay home. I’ve been trying to see him in person since 2014. Please Dara, try to not be too funny tomorrow. 🥺

@CaylenDuke This wins life

We need Jackie Wilson's 'Higher and Higher' and a mobile Statue of Liberty immediately. #TrumpMugShot

@daraobriain Booked a babysitter, took time off work and dinner reso made- so glad you’re coming back to Toronto!

Canada tour starts in 2 weeks! “So, Where Were We?”, completely different show to last year; last tickets now available for St. John’s, Moncton, Halifax, Toronto, Ottawa, Calgary, Victoria and Vancouver. Full details at hahaha.com