W&L Mock Trial

@jeksportsfan @grantpaulsen Are her proportions as ridiculous as in the photos?

@MockyBalboa @grantpaulsen At time, in person, no. Seen live in person and going by her photos, yes.

Redskins HOFer Charlie Taylor in the bathroom at Captain Billy's seafood restaurant. Also, Jon Lovitz walking his dog past me as I walked to work.

@jeksportsfan @grantpaulsen Is she the most attractive you've ever seen?

@MockyBalboa @grantpaulsen We obviously have different standards on women in their 40s.

@jeksportsfan @grantpaulsen She didn't have to blow up and get cheap plastic surgery tho. i.redd.it/lfj5ziutu5821.…

@MockyBalboa @grantpaulsen All fame and celebrity is fleeting. I’d assume it’s a better quality of life the shorter the time it lasts. 15 minutes sounds like enough.

@jeksportsfan @grantpaulsen Let's just say...there's a reason she doesn't model anymore and no one brags about seeing her at the airport these days lol. But 2008 was probably lit!

@MockyBalboa @grantpaulsen Still pretty stunning as a mom of 2 in her early 40s, in my opinion.

@jeksportsfan @grantpaulsen I heard she has since, erm, put on a few.

@grantpaulsen Marisa Miller stood in line in front of me at the airport in LAX to buy magazines for the flight into DCA. It was right after she was on the cover of the swimsuit issue. Her bodyguard was between her, me, and any other person who walked close to her.

@SamLeGib @HarvardMT Our deal? There is no deal until we know how #yuge this election is going to be.

@SamLeGib You think this is scary! Imagine going up against the Soviets, or worse @HarvardMT

@mattbalkonis Enjoy it now, we might have a #yugewall in a few months. Of course, I'll just use it for resistance training.

@mattbalkonis @digiphile Who is that?

Was just asked who is winning election. I don't know, but I know who is losing! #murica

No polls have closed yet, already a flood of people pledging to move abroad.

@digiphile @mattbalkonis All that being said, who did you vote for? #PrivacyIsDead #JustCurious

@crschneck Fear not! Years of training have made us ready! youtube.com/watch?v=Q-8hOK… #StrongLikeBull #FreedomCalls #RussianSmussian

Standing with @matt_ras as he drinks to the president-elect! #murica

@BethBelmont @rockursox528 Live tweeting election coverage from an undisclosed location.

@SamCuddleston @SamLeGib How many of these genders are going to have gender-neutral names? #mockquestions #needtoknow

Everyone #buckleup. #twodrinksin. @crschneck @HousePartay

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Masculinity shouldn't involve deleating the different. ESPN: Choosing Goodell Over Grantland shar.es/15sYHt via @goodmenproject

Coming back to lex, I feel less like Rocky and more like Micky: grizzled vet. Over the hill. Looking to pass wisdom.Hoping for a last hurrah