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Jared

@ModernApocrypha

Christ Follower. Truth Maximalist. Every orthodoxy I know hates me. I write fiction to recall the world to Christ. Check out https://t.co/qWbQH4krrF

Katılım Kasım 2014
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Jared
Jared@ModernApocrypha·
@DeclanFinnBooks Sometimes I think Chesterton's fence was the biggest thing holding back the literal apocalypse, too. Hold on to your hats, folks. It's about to get bumpy...
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Jared@ModernApocrypha·
This is good. lol.
Sovey@SoveyX

🚨 Not Breaking: I did not read 24,000 lines of X algorithm code on GitHub in an hour because I am not full of sh*t like the people who said they did. They asked Grok to summarize it and some just made stuff up. Here’s what I know: 1. If you post more than 9 times a day, the algorithm makes your 10th post fight a raccoon behind a gas station for distribution. 2. Original content is rewarded, but only after being briefly drowned in a bucket to see if it floats. 3. The algorithm can tell when you opened the app just to check your own likes, and it lowers your reach out of disgust. 4. If your post does well too quickly, the system assumes witchcraft. 5. If you say “I might delete this,” the algorithm immediately knows you won’t. 6. The algorithm can detect when you care too much and will punish you accordingly. 7. If you post a banger after midnight, it gets shown exclusively to Australians, and a divorced man in Ohio. 8. If you say “this needs to be studied,” the algorithm sends your post to people who have never studied anything. 9. If you ask people to repost, the algorithm treats you like a man holding a clipboard outside a grocery store. 10. If you post while calm and reasonable, it assumes your account has been hacked. 11. If your post is doing well, the system checks whether you are enjoying yourself. If yes, it fixes that. At press time, the algorithm had reportedly changed again because one guy in Nebraska refreshed the app too aggressively. My verdict: post like a normal person, pray like a medieval peasant, and never trust anyone who says they “figured out the algorithm.”

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Robert Barnes
Robert Barnes@barnes_law·
On a per voter basis, the total money spent against @RepThomasMassie would exceed the total amount of money spent in the last 7 presidential elections combined.
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Jared@ModernApocrypha·
@BadQualityMemes Was I aware of this? Yes. Have I ever had enough money for it to matter? No. Would I be interested in engaging with it if I did have enough money? ...No. (What the crap is wrong with people??)
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Watcher.Guru
Watcher.Guru@WatcherGuru·
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Senator Elizabeth Warren says the crypto Clarity Act will "blow up the economy." "It pushes more of the economy into crypto!"
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Jared@ModernApocrypha·
@HustleBitch_ Low-carb diets provably REDUCE the risk of alzheimers and dementia. You can reverse alzheimers by putting people on a carnivore diet.
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HustleBitch@HustleBitch_·
🚨 STUDENT CLAIMS SHE “SOLVED SCHIZOPHRENIA” DURING A RESEARCH PAPER — AND PEOPLE THINK SHE MAY HAVE JUST ACCIDENTALLY EXPOSED A MASSIVE COVER-UP A woman is going viral after posting a breakdown claiming modern psychiatry may be focusing on the WRONG part of the brain when it comes to schizophrenia. And the deeper she goes into her theory… the more intense the video gets. According to her: “It’s the f*cking thalamus… and the thalamus is being neglected.” She claims schizophrenia may not primarily be a dopamine disorder at all… but instead a failure in the brain’s sensory filtering system. Her theory centers around the thalamus, the part of the brain responsible for processing and relaying incoming information. And according to her, when that system becomes “leaky,” the brain starts trying to fill in missing information itself… creating hallucinations, paranoia, sensory overload, and distorted reality. “Your brain will always try to make sense of something… so if it’s missing information, it’s just gonna make up its own.” The video goes even further into claims that: • schizophrenia may be tied to glucose dysregulation in the brain • hallucinations are caused by a “leaky” thalamus failing to filter information properly • antipsychotic drugs only mask symptoms instead of fixing the root problem • low-carb diets could increase risks for dementia and Alzheimer’s • ADHD may also be connected to the same “leaky filter” mechanism • the brain creates hallucinations when it tries to fill in missing sensory information • current psychiatric research may be focusing on the wrong brain regions entirely But the moment hitting the hardest? When she said: “Maybe Big Pharma doesn’t want to fund it… because sick people make more money than healthy people.” Did this student accidentally expose a crack in the entire psychiatric industry… and is that why nobody wants to talk about the thalamus? 📹: TikTok/lilithmaraofficial
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Mandy Arthur
Mandy Arthur@mandyarthur·
I'm sorry, but if you think the guy who was faithful to his high school sweetheart for 31 years, risked his career for Epstein victims' justice, and repeatedly voted to expose the Congressional Sexual Misconduct fund is the bad guy, you're a special kind of retarded.
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Jim@Ifitsthisname·
@ModernApocrypha @SeanBannion Oh, I'm sorry. In that case just fuck right off on toward the horizon and continue until told otherwise, Goober.
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M. Keith Warren
M. Keith Warren@keithwarren·
@Cernovich I live in 4th, have seen literally 1, just 1 sign for Ed. Massie is respected here. Most of the people in the district don't care about crap on X, he is our guy, he has been faithful to what he promised. End of story.
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Cernovich@Cernovich·
Gun to my head, I say Massie wins. But I wouldn’t bet on it. Anyone who supports him had better go all in. Personally I am neutral on the race. I don’t like the other guy at all, but we didn’t need any fuckery happening during the OBBB. Margins were too close for that. We’ll see!
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KateMaité
KateMaité@kateC3P0·
@MassieforKY Karma’s a bitch, ain’t it. You thought you were holier than thou standing there with so-called Epstein “victims”, making all sorts of insinuations against Trump. Go fuck yourself. You deserve everything coming at you.
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Thomas Massie for Congress
It’s sad that a week before this election people are making false and unsubstantiated allegations about me in an obvious attempt to influence the outcome of this election. All of the claims of inappropriate conduct are false. I’ve never offered anyone money in exchange for their silence. I report all of my farm income, including cash, to the IRS. There are no ethics claims filed against me, nor have there ever been any claims filed against me in my 14 years in office. I have consulted legal counsel and we are considering all options.
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Jo Coutts
Jo Coutts@coutts_jo·
@MassieforKY She seems credible to my eyes and ears. All this together with your recent votes… create an unfavorable situation for you. You wouldn’t be the first politician to lie to save his behind
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Jared@ModernApocrypha·
@Ifitsthisname @SeanBannion Take it up with the people who hold to AP style, goober. I don't care to argue about dumb crap, just offer people useful facts.
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Jim@Ifitsthisname·
@ModernApocrypha @SeanBannion C is just plain wrong. I have, in the past, confirmed this with my parents, the Pope, and Mother Theresa. (Read that without the Oxford comma, why don'tcha?)
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John A. Douglas
John A. Douglas@J0hnADouglas·
@NerdiestNic The notion that AI might actually be the anti-Christ has got my noodle cooking
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Vero@Vero_atLast·
The evidence on tourniquet duration is more nuanced than we teach. Extended application doesn’t directly cause limb loss — the real risks are systemic at release. Worth revisiting how we frame TQ time limits in training. #TCCC
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Jared@ModernApocrypha·
@ZebBoykin He's seeing Ephesians 6:12 in action and it's freaking him out? Or am I missing something?
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Jared@ModernApocrypha·
@paulhoti2 Holding the premise that we, individually or collectively, have any right to make such a determination, is a great indicator of how genuinely wicked and ungodly someone is.
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Jared@ModernApocrypha·
@glennbeck The question, Glenn, is whether Vance would be easier for them to deal with than Trump.
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Glenn Beck
Glenn Beck@glennbeck·
I don't feel good about President Trump going to China tomorrow. I pray everything goes well, but I wish I trusted the Secret Service. Who has more to lose in the world right now than China? Trump has systematically blocked China everywhere. And Xi would sacrifice anything to win, even his own citizens. I trust the President. But right now, I’m worried for him.
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