Joe Beard

@2plus2isjoe Congratulations Joe!

Did a huge amount of marriage today.

@rl_chris_higham Played that game, you can email them at support@beer52.com

Naughty companies who don't let you cancel online when you signed up online episode 4653 (obviously I used a disposable debit card but it's not the point!) I'd make it illegal to not allow cancellation on the same channel

@cybergibbons Tower 22 observation deck?

Where am I?

Looking like…oh well…

@andycloned @cyclingweekly Pedal to the Medal?

@cyclingweekly Pedal to the metal

Netflix still don't have a title for their Tour de France series, from the makers of Drive To Survive. What do you think it should be called?

The mariokart trash talk is starting to get out of hand at our house. Wife to 7yo son: "ha ha suck it" as soon as son over takes "ha ha maybe you should suck it more" now to have a conversation about the context in which one can tell a fellow person to suck it... acceptably 🤣

Send him home to do his job

@CardySimon gprivate.com/61uvj

But if Twitter dies where will people ask the questions they could easily google?

@jdrumgoole @QuinnyPig Wait I just noticed @QuinnyPig is going to re:play? This must mean he has recently become a fan of electronic dance music, I am assuming 🙂

@smallholderific That sounds like the best kind of slime mould to me :D

Sigh.

In the UK generally only the Government can call a general election... But what if we, the people, recalled every MP in every constituency. I mean it has the same effect, I'm not organised enough to pull it off though 🤣 #GeneralElectionN0W

@tungholio It's definitely serious, he left his holiday for it... I mean how he was on holiday as his party imploded is beyond me.

@ModulusJoe I can't believe that Johnson coming back isn't just a joke.

Pretty sure he means #BORISandBUST

@TomTugendhat this is what your party is doing to the reputation of our country. My international colleagues are incredulous at the depths we have sunk to.

@cybergibbons Yup £/min viewed best value subscription I have and the documentaries are great.

I don't often pimp stuff out, but GCN+ has been one of the best £40 I've spent. Racing coverage is great. But the long documentary stuff is brilliant. IMO, worth it. plus.globalcyclingnetwork.com

Amazing work by the team behind the scenes at @HowLongToBeat to get this integration flying. Genuinely chuffed.

For everybody using #AWS RDS Aurora, please, dear lord, look at what their default reader endpoint DNS entry is doing. It really isn't fit for (almost) any purpose.

@OneEarth2050 @MiaQueen1999 @Jacob_Rees_Mogg And I'm not entirely convinced energy companies posting record profits can be compared to fighting a global war. Unless we have always taken loans out to fund war profiteering, even then I'm not sure that's a good thing!

@Jacob_Rees_Mogg And exactly where does the money come from to pay back the giant loan we are about to unwillingly take out as a nation? The magic money tree? You seem to think that spend, then tax, is somehow magically different, but then I do wonder if you also believe in magic...