MojoMonkey

Monkey Montage #4 - Ranked Monkey All clips are from March 2022 - Jan 2023. Most clips are from unranked/friendlies, but there are a few ranked sets. Slowly cleaning out my HDD lol Make sure to watch the full video on Youtube! (link below) Music: Masaru Imada - Carnival

@sp1nda_pgh @OhgirlNC it's okay, Corneria is a planet

@OhgirlNC That might be a bit hard to explain to TSA

* I’m going to be at the airport for eternity today. Respond with a ridiculous prompt, can be Smash Bros related or not, and I will draw it. ANYONE? 👀

I am Crash Bandicoot

@Cyrain @Bbop800 @WeirdSolistice @kurothearbiter he's the first player in Melee history to go Bowser in a major top 8, against Wizzrobe. Iirc he lost the game (and set) pretty badly but still. Respect

@Bbop800 @WeirdSolistice @kurothearbiter Damn he looks hella solid lmao love to see bowsers out here doin work

holy this crashout is insane💀

@goyardssb to be fair Kris threw super hard with those edgeguards

Always NJ getting hit with some malarkey, first with whispy against ToT and now this

@LevelWithKevin oh I thought they banned all vanilla chars. Yeah I think it's fine to just have them unbanned. I just had some Remix brackets where I was one of the only people playing a Remix character and I thought that was lame af

@MojoFunky That's usually what's done actually, I didn't clarify in the tweet. Keystoned banned top 4 which I think just doesn't make sense. Some top 4 characters just straight up lose to certain remix characters or have close matchups.

I wish Keystoned would legalize vanilla characters for Remix in the future. Much rather have someone challenge me with their vanilla main than play some shitty remix character they only have 3 hours on. Also if you are going to ban any1 at all it should only be Falcon/Yoshi.

@AliceClimbers absolutele legend

So the police raided his house stole his money destroyed his property and found nothing so he made parody songs about him, they try to sue him because it hurt their feelings, he releases more songs in the middle of the trial that he goes on to win. Absolutely fucking owned.

@NotAklo @SSBM_Luu she even gets to turn around in the air...

@SSBM_Luu They should just play easy mode so they don’t have to turn around AKA maining Jigglypuff…

New melee player yesterday was asking me why it's so hard to turn around in this game and I had nothing for them, it's impossible.

@TheXIF what is wrong with people man

Had an opportunity to snap a picture of the most deranged name and branding of a Mobile Pet Grooming service I think I’ve seen

Idea for a Melee mod: give each character one ridiculous move from 64. Falcon gets 64 up-smash, Kirby gets up-tilt, Ness gets dair, Luigi gets up-b, and so on. The other characters can get Smash Remix moves

@Cyrain @SPCheeseDickie @fish_ahi And thank god they didn't. The 13-month development cycle was both a blessing and a curse. Give them more time and they start to take the really fun stuff out.

@SPCheeseDickie @fish_ahi Indeed, they were aware of it as a mechanic. They just had no way of knowing how far the game could/would get pushed overall or how the mechanic would fit into a heavily developed meta.

it’s 2026 and people still think wavedashing is cheating this blows my mind

@Cyrain yeah I played my fair share of spacies over the years. I had to all but completely stop playing them around 2020. But mainly it's that I've been playing 20 years and didn't take proper care of my hands. And probably genetics too

@MojoFunky DAMN IT you were supposed to be too busy studying frame data to ruin ur hands spamming fox tech skill like my dumb ass. The prophecy was a fkn lie smh

BRUH I've been playing Melee for like 20 fucking years and I just realized you can take damage from the magnifying glass while onstage rather than actually being way off the stage near the blastzone. Liiiiterally how is it even fucking possible i didn't know that lmaaoo

@Cyrain yeah about that...

@MojoFunky Though this all rides on the hope that you actually have functional hands still. Otherwise we might be in trouble x_x

@Cyrain haha I feel you. I'm the complete opposite I've always been super autistic about frame data and trivia and stuff. it took me a long time to get remotely good at the game because I would usually miss the bigger picture when playing

@MojoFunky nah in all fairness i am a 100% vibes based goober of a player who never looks into any of this kind of shit lmao im not even surprised i legit know fuck-all about the game lol

@Cyrain if it makes you feel better I had been playing 64 for over 10 years before I learned that stick jump makes you go higher than using the c buttons

@MojoFunky The fact that it's actually relevant and I didn't know about it is exactly why i have to end it all =( brb getting Darkrain to carry me up El Cap

@Cyrain also it's not the only comeback mechanic in Melee either! when your shield gets broken you mash out faster the higher percent you're at. I think this one is more well-known though. It's in every Smash game including 64

@Cyrain I've always been about these weird minutiae. It's actually very relevant as it means you can't hold as long or go for as many pummels when you're up in stocks

@Yophi_5 @TheComet93 @brynnakalop it's particularly bad against DK because it is essentially a true infinite. they don't have to walk forward to regrab him so it really is just wobbling

@TheComet93 @brynnakalop This only works when close to an edge (platform or stage), but it is very frustrating to be grabbed there none the less, especially as they can attemt combo mixups/get lucky with nana rng throwing them towards the cornerner They have other sick stuff they go for now atleast

Wobbling was never banned

@ChristFan_ @TierZoo I'm agreeing with you. I'm saying that S4 and even Brawl have more interesting movement mechanics (at least when you take out tripping) than Ultimate. I think keeping perfect pivots but making them less controller dependant would fill a big hole in Ultimate's movement game

@MojoFunky @TierZoo you mention sticky platforms as if that doesnt defeat the entire purpose of platforming in your platform fighter game. what i meant is that the options provided by wavedashing were never replaced with easier, more accesible mechanics to serve the same purpose.