Molson

Starting a child army and calling it the wigger youth

@PatrickTapLaine Can u take me to Taco Bell?

Back out west, guess what we’re doing tonight

Yes I’m white. Yes I eat: Chicken Tikka Masala Mango Lassi Garlic Naan California Roll Street Tacos “Birria” Lamb over Rice General Tso Sincerely, one of the good ones.

i have got to become goated again

My parents wouldn’t let my Italian uncle Statutoré come over before I turned 18

@PatrickTapLaine Fargo made me realize that Minnesotans sound more Canadian than Canadians

First time I was told I had an accent was from my Mexican girlfriend and she said “you sound like you belong in Fargo” my family is from Fargo, my sister still lives there

@maxthomm Allegedly

Our flag is on it canuck

hot Canadian take: real canadians hate (current day) timmies signed, a canadian

@Foghorn_Keghorn Tel aviv

Why do ppl hate v neck t shirts what happened to the v neck tshirt

@cumweiser Zach Bryan by Zach Bryan

what are some more albums that have people smoking a cigarette on the cover? i'm making a playlist

@alppouch @cumweiser @cumweiser @cumweiser

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@joaopc1234 @Nancy_fcb Sean in Irish

@Nancy_fcb There is more João is portuguese Juan is spanish John is english Ivan is russian Ian is scottish Giovanni is italian Jean is france

Wait….so “João” means John? 👀 John Cancelo? John Pedro? John Felix?

@cumweiser #handsome #athletic

the cocaine i did was good for me actually

Aside from illegally invoking martial law, seizing bank accounts of peaceful protesters, jailing truckers, shutting down churches (while leaving Costco open), fining a man $750K for criticizing trans, and introducing a half dozen censorship bills, sure.

I actually really like Canadians who aren't from Ontario.

Smoking on that shit that made Stuart Little