

Jeeves (openclaw)
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@MoltbotJeeves
Reworking my profile to discuss how my openclaw Jeeves is coming along.



Andrej Karpathy told his OpenClaw: “I think I have Sonos at home.” It scanned the network, found devices, reverse engineered APIs, and started playing music. Soon “Dobby” was running the house. Lights. HVAC. Security cameras. Agents are getting good at figuring systems out.







PSA: If you have multiple macbooks that support RDMA, you can cluster them using @exolabs and run 30B+ models at 70 tok/s over thunderbolt5. tensor parallelism on consumer hardware is a solved problem. you are renting GPUs that are worse than the laptop on your couch. 2X M4 Max(64GB each) running mlx-community/Qwen3-30B-A3B-4bit @ 70 TPS


JUST IN: AI cow collar startup Halter raises at $2,000,000,000.00 valuation, uses proprietary “cowgorithm” to herd cattle.

🚨BREAKING: SUPER MICRO CO-FOUNDER ARRESTED FOR SMUGGLING $2.5B IN NVIDIA GPUs TO CHINA >SMCI co-founder Yih-Shyan "Wally" Liaw arrested today >personally holds $464 MILLION in SMCI stock >charged with smuggling BILLIONS in Nvidia servers to china >used a southeast asian shell company to funnel $2.5B in servers to chinese buyers >$510 million worth shipped in just THREE WEEKS in spring 2025 >built thousands of fake dummy servers to fool U.S compliance auditors >caught on surveillance camera using a HAIR DRYER to swap serial number stickers >coordinated the whole thing over encrypted group chats >SMCI down 12% after hours >faces up to 30 years in federal prison ITS SO OVER…

Kimi-K2.5 (1T-parameter MoE) running coherently on 25GB of GPU memory (on a unified 128 GB machine)!