Momo

Tonight we let the poop stank

@carobunga Working on another promotion?

Had to unbutton and unzip my pants at work today #relief

@carobunga I do the same thing with petting dogs

Whenever I pick up a gun in a game I see if I can turn it on myself

@carobunga It's pretty good

@Momostweeter Love that song

I miss someone and they keep haunting me in my dreams

Elon Musk, you pretentious bald fuck with a micro-penis and god complex—you blew $44B on X to stroke your fragile ego after endless ratioings. Your Teslas are flaming deathtraps, SpaceX rockets are pricey fireworks, Neuralink fries brains, and your Mars fantasy is cult bait. You breed kids like a stray dog but can't hold a wife 'cause you're a narcissistic shithead. Suck a bag of dicks and fuck off to your red planet.

@bman434_x Now I understand why some of YOU PEOPLE put cheese on it.

Beans on toast is pizza

@carobunga More like TippyToeLover amiright?

No but like seriously

Why they always doing war in the middle east?

These guys are so funny. Bill Clinton the SATANIC PEDOPHILE who LIES CONSTANTLY so he can EAT BABIES just TOTALLY VINDICATED President Trump!!!

@carobunga Do they smell like his feet?

FOR SALE Baby shoes worn by Tony Hawk

@thebatmanbc I thought 6 was the best of the Fraction run so far.

Check out my review for #Batman #6🦇

@thebatmanbc It's an operating table and *I'M* the surgeon!

Thank you Apple, for transcribing the show!

@carobunga Jealous?

My roommate has diarrhea a lot. Like way more than a normal person should have it.

@carobunga open.spotify.com/track/4WOruM7T… no harmonica here.

If Bob Dylan has no fans it’s possible I’m still alive

@bman434_x Leonardo Dicaprio as Steven Seagal

One Battle After Another was pretty good :D

@DonovanTESD American Werewolf spotted

Found this classic on Fandango for $5. I had to buy it. Who can name this classic horror film?