Just say you did it

@CalltoActivism We all know the weight and BP numbers are complete lies. 128/74 my flat white ass!!!

🚨HOLY SHIT. Dr. Jonathan Reiner just STUNNED CNN with a bombshell: “The president has severe daytime somnolence… Chronic insomnia is a severe illness. It can result in an increase in risk of dementia, decrease in cognitive effects in older people.” Wow.

@grablekelly05 @CalltoActivism Biden was visibly old and had cognitive issues. Trump is worse tho. Feel better now? Acknowledge Trump is in worse shape overall, or go away.

@CalltoActivism Okay. Armchair doctoring by a liberal again. But nothing from you all when Biden couldn’t put a sentence together and wandered aimlessly all the time. Knock it off.

@CalltoActivism We knew all that already. Just by observing him. But his physical will say he’s perfect.

@MboneHD Yelling to no one at every play, grown man. 😂😂 I hope its only performative to get followers.

The Cubs losing streak is never ending😭

@BericD2319 Lyra better tho.

Roxanne Perez sexy Highlights @ #RAW

@russellcrowe You did a good job. 👏👏👏

Clickbait. Everybody got their autograph and selfie, the passage to the hotel was kept free for guests, and I still got to the airport on time. One man, no security. Handled. What’s your problem ?

@flushingitgolf They should all shut up and swing.

Bryson DeChambeau spoke with media ahead of LIV Golf Korea with a new look, and he was once again bullish on where he sees the future of the league with the business plan they are taking to investors. In particular, the team golf aspect and the global schedule. This week marks the 8th different country they have visited in the 8 events they’ve held so far and Bryson was asked about his experience of travelling the world: “I think as I look at it now, what's really impacted me the most is the cultural barriers that get broken down, in a good way, with the game of golf. Everybody comes together. I think that's what's really special about LIV. I think that's what's really special about the game of golf. We'd be doing ourselves a disservice if we didn't continue to do that. “I think there's value in the States. There's value outside of the States. There's a way to match both.” He then was asked about his reaction to the news that the PIF was pulling the funding and the opportunity it offers: “We were surprised that they pulled out as quickly as they did. We didn't really see that coming. But that's okay. One door closes, another opens. I think that's the way a lot of us are looking at it. I think we all have optimism that there is a business plan that makes sense for team golf. I'd quite honestly actually -- how do I say it? I'm very optimistic with the business plan of team golf compared to other models, in my opinion. “But again, other models have worked, as well, so I'm not going to say that one is better than the other, but I do see value in what team golf can provide not only worldwide but also in grass rooting the game of golf. National support, team national support, city local support, we grass root ourselves there. There's a couple ideas that we have -- quite a few ideas that we have that could be interesting. “We'll see if investors like it or not. I'm giving all I can to make it happen, and if it doesn't, it doesn't happen.” And finally he was asked how he is able to overcome the noise off the course and concentrate on his own game during tournament weeks: “I go out there on the first tee on Thursday and hit a beautiful drive down the middle of the fairway, hopefully. That's what we're focused on. In the background, yeah, we're trying to help where we can, but ultimately it's up to executives and everybody banding together. If we all band together, there's an opportunity here. If not, it's going to be a different day for all of us. “But for me, how I support, go out and hit a great drive on the first tee, play a great round of golf, sign autographs after and have a good time.” Bryson is more involved now than he has ever been in shaping the future of the LIV Golf League. With the PIF pulling the funding and withdrawing the blank cheques, they have a big task ahead of them. But if one of their greatest assets is fully on board with trying to fund a practical solution, that can only be a positive for everyone involved. @brysondech @livgolf_league

@flushingitgolf @DJohnsonPGA @4AcesGC_ @livgolf_league His lights are on, but nobody is home. He at least found a career that pays extremely well and a hot wife cause of the money. Good for him.

Dustin Johnson was asked his opinion on the PIF pulling funding of the league ahead of LIV Golf Korea, and in classic DJ fashion, he offered a lengthy answer: “Long LIV Golf.” He’s a man of many words! 😅 @DJohnsonPGA @4AcesGC_ @livgolf_league

@horwitzenjoyer Nah, i’m not, but you’re a sucker. Enjoy his remaining 2 months.

@MonCitySmitty Just admit your slow

Spencer Horwitz is the best pirates 1B since?

@WUTangKids Who do you think?

Who’s paying for this UFC bullshit that they’re building at the White House?

@Variety Who is Matt Rife again? IHDK.

Matt Rife tells people complaining about the Kevin Hart roast to “shut up”: “It’s supposed to be mean-spirited, but you don’t actually mean it. Everyone there loves each other.” #AMAs

@P2WFantasy Good deal. Jeanty is a step slow for the nfl.

I rarely ever do same position, 1 for 1 trades in Dynasty I was sent Jeremiyah Love for my Ashton Jeanty Accepted it Thoughts??

@JMackey_PGH Great time to tell Mlod he’s being pushed out for a guy with a 1-6 record and another coming back from injury.

FINAL: Pirates 2, Cubs 1 Henry Davis solo HR in 7th does it Mlodzinski 5 IP, 5 H, 1 R, 1 ER, 3 BB, 2 K, 1 HR Dotel: 3 IP, 1 H, 4 K Lowe 2 H, 2B, RBI … Horwitz 2 H, R Cubs have lost 9 straight PIT now 28-26

@NorthShoreNine I’d expect a request for trade. If pirates place jones and bubba ahead of him now, this week, he’s never starting again here, after doing good stuff.

Carmen Mlodzinski now owns a 3.76 ERA while pitching 55 innings in 11 games so far. The Pirates are 7-3 in Carmen starts and he left today with the game tied at 1. Who is telling him, and how do you tell him that you're going back into the bullpen? That would be one hell of a conversation and a deserving award for whoever gets him to buy into that.

@AGretz Jones will raise a fuss if he cant start. Mlod is a fine starter. Who you willing to piss off?

Jones is almost certainly going to be on an innings limit when he returns. Mlodzinski has been great for 4-5 innings consistently. There's an obvious solution here.

@NPRinskeep What an embarrassment to our country.

Over the weekend, the UFC announced this rendering of what MMA cage matches on the White House lawn should look like on June 14. 1/2

@michael_timbs That sounds idiotic.

Been trying the whole “2g of creatine for every 1 lb of body weight” thing for a month now and I’ve never felt worse. How do you guys do it. It’s also like $1000 a week of creatine.

@Christo21827135 @Mollyploofkins You arent too smart, huh?

@Mollyploofkins Biden had 5 draft deferments using ASTHMA, yet to hear his stories he somehow still managed to be some super lifeguard/athlete. College football player, west point appointee that he turned down because they already had roger staughbach, almost drafted by packers... 😂

Five-time draft dodger who called fallen soldiers “losers and suckers” lays a wreath at Arlington

@Mollyploofkins There might not be any American who cares less about today than Trump.