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@MonarchFiggie

The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed

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figgie@MonarchFiggie·
You mustn't be afraid of death
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figgie@MonarchFiggie·
Even my most religious friends who dress extremely modesty, don't cuss, drink, smoke and never had relations outside of marriage love to spill the tea with me and the girlies over brunch. Not to mention the biggest gossipers I've ever met were men, both friends and colleagues.
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nahara@nuintjeplijs·
“i never see you at the club” i never see you at the market on a saturday morning
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figgie@MonarchFiggie·
@lttwrds @telofanx We women make the mistake of extending our humanity to the non-human gender and this is the result
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pep 🐟 phm era@SUBMARINER1941·
worst part of the literacy crisis is that you can’t use hyperbole or be dramatic anymore without some dumb fucking idiot thinking that you sincerely believe whatever exaggeration you said
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figgie@MonarchFiggie·
This is why I believe that voting should be based on a point system. If you'll tax people percentage-wise by income then those who earn more should have a bigger say on the countries policies. Modern democracy where everyone's vote counts the same is an insult to intelligence
figgie@MonarchFiggie

Imagine studying and working hard to climb the work ladder and earn more just to be taxed 3x that what someone with a peasant job is doing. Absolutely unfair and illegal. Long live Steuerhinterziehung.

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figgie@MonarchFiggie·
Imagine studying and working hard to climb the work ladder and earn more just to be taxed 3x that what someone with a peasant job is doing. Absolutely unfair and illegal. Long live Steuerhinterziehung.
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figgie@MonarchFiggie·
They live in a never-ending episode of The Office
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figgie@MonarchFiggie·
Don't get me started on the sexualization of Slavic women or the "obsession" with brutalist architecture
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Jack@JackTomo7139·
THE CAPTION 🥹🥹🥹🥹OH CHRISTINA
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weather@dsxf234161·
AMERICANS ARE ALWAYS SAYING SOME STUPID SHIT LIKE SOPHMORE AND WISCONSIN
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spor@sporadica·
@wthagi let’s see them! all i can come up with is “catacombs tour guide” and even that one is iffy
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spor@sporadica·
jobs left after the singularity:
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figgie@MonarchFiggie·
attracting millennials feels like a perverted curse
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mollie :3
mollie :3@vuse_lover·
Are you an only child? (Derogatory)
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Nikolaos@Balder998·
When a girl has intense feelings for a guy and/or BPD, it’s “hot, romantic, feminine”. When a guy does the same, it’s “laughable, ridiculous, and unmasculine”.
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