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@big_yemm We use them in Engineering mathematics😂

Can we admit that these buttons are useless on calculators ?

@LimitlessKe95 DMI can survive without NIS, whereas NIS cannot survive without DMI.. For instance the NIS guys poach guys from DMI to work for them.

Guys Between the NIS and KDF’s DMI, who do you think has a higher chance of gathering intelligence quickly ?? Also, which of the two has more people on their Payroll ??

@HonOscarSudi Sikuiz mnatumia ChatGPT kila mahali.

Wamunyoro, it's laughable how you are calling me out for petty issues. Selective amnesia and Bipolar disorder must be contagious—or just very convenient.

@Its_Nate_ We mzee sikuiz kuna sandpaper ya black?

@Bossyator I will fly when Jesus comes 😂

Huh, I'm reading short comments only.

@KhalifKairo @ombachi13 kuna missed call hapa

I am happy hii kitu imehappen ju najua kuna watu maybe huwa na grudges na sasa wamepata revenge. Now, i hope we are even, Mm sina beef ama issues na mtu. Its a clean slate. Kama kuna mtu hii TL nili offend , find it in your heart to forgive me. Am starting afresh na sitaki swara

@Idriiiiiiiis Huyo James Nyakundi ananifanyia mjengo uku Kiserian. Kumbe ninja is an agent.

Now DCI can't trace me, so they've called in NIS. I see their agents daily—lurking in my comments, spreading misinformation, seen them agents being messaged about "special ops" to find me. There’s even a reward for whoever gets lucky. FYI, I’ve been watching your moves on the streets. I know who you are. The truth is, skills like mine are dangerous in this country. I’ve accepted defeat. If my existence ends by execution, so be it. Send me home now. My abilities lean toward destruction rather than creation—but let’s not ignore the fact: I’m better than your entire department combined. I’m tired of living as a shadow. Summon me one last time—I’ll show up. Then grant my final wish #corruptDCI #EndAbductions #Patriotic

@morarakebaso Hii mobilization imeanza mapema. Better make mungesema Saturday usiku 😂

CALL TO ACTION On Sunday 9th March 2025 let us converge at Jesus Winner Ministry Roysambu for special prayers for Pastor Edward Mwai Kiongo. We will forgive him mercilessly.

@marto254_ Sir Mboja

Give him a Swahili name

@ombachi13 @KhalifKairo akiona hii atasema umesota 😂

Selling this Never used before Canon EOS M50 Mark II Mirrorless Digital Camera with 15-45mm Lens. Asking price 80K negotiable but not for much, nateseka lakini sio sana ita rudi kwa kabat 😂😂

@BwigMytch Hii umejiundia

Made a DIY cooker table (You buy appliances one by one) Also replacing is one by one 😁

@HusseinMohamedg What about the Kamariga stadium has it been kept?

Promise Made, Promise Kept: President William Ruto (in Wajir County) fulfills the Kenya Kwanza manifesto pledge by signing a Presidential proclamation to officially abolish vetting subjected to Kenyans in the North Eastern region and other border counties during the registration and issuance of National Identity documents.

@elonmusk America takes a lot of money from Africans in the name of Visa application fees that’s non-refundable. That’s what you send back as Aid you won’t fool us for long.

Just wondering 🤔

@polo_kimanii Juzi tukiongea maneno ya the NIS safe house ulikua Sudi 😂😂

Now Its good to understand the type of teargas we are dealing with. The one in Frame 1 are thrown by hand and are explosive. Do not attempt throw it back,it explodes after 15-20seconds. The only way to deal with it is throwing a wet cloth on it for the cannister to cool and stop releasing gas. The ones are in frame 2 and 3 are launched from a gun like launcher. Has a gas called CS,it effects are tears,skin irritation,Respiratory pain all these are tenporary. These ones are not explosive unaezarudisha. After landing it propells and moves round as it releases gases. This you can pour water on it to cool the cannister or you can Put a wet cloth over it to neutralize it. #EndAbductionsKE #RutoMustGo

@WilliamsMkenya We listen but we don’t judge

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@city_digest We listen but we don’t judge

@AtwoliiYa Huyu ni plumber huwa anabeba hiyo akiwa ameshiba

@omwambaKE Sina Loya

@omwambaKE When l see this guy l remember that story of Bamuriat😂😂🤣

Mlisema tunakuja na passport ama. #occupyJKIA