Monika Užkalnytė

Ten years with the Conservatives and today I’m joining Restore Britain. I’ve always said it would take something genuinely compelling to make me defect, and this is it.

@deeore5 @Anon06061

bro shut up you're acting like such an unexpected item in bagging area right now

all women crave the three beverage breakfast

Now imagine you're an apple, a pear, a plum, a strawberry, an orange, a cake, an ice cream, a pickle, cheese, salami, a lollipop, a cherry pie, a sausage, a cupcake, a watermelon, or a green leaf. Not so happy, is it

@flowerpotweller CRYING

i fly back to england tomorrow and a cat has just pissed in my suitcase.

6:30 treadmill and weights completed

pure joy is when lil babies stare & smile at you like lil confirmation from God

@4Ed_win Oof

@Monikablogs Getting up at 5 just go to go work for 6 :(

Waking up at 5 to work out means constantly calculating what time you need to sleep to not be exhausted… and the answer is always now

@Peter88902568 Slay

(On a first date) what do you want from me

Don't care, didn't ask- going to sauna + cold plunge

@Peter88902568 One more unfortunate event and everyone will be abruptly reminded that I'm Eastern European

@Monikablogs Not welcome.

When you're having the most stressful day of your life and a Jehovah's Witness knocks on your door telling you to convert from Catholicism

@Anon06061 One more comment from you and you're getting blocked

@Monikablogs Did you ask them if they’re looking for a flat mate in Fulham? 💕🩷💕🩷💕🩷💕

@roalsovi There's something in the air this Monday because why is everything falling apart

Update: they have now removed my toilet and door. Happy Monday to me!!!

Nothing like watching your entire floor get ripped out by maintenance men to kick off the week

My therapist.

@CartwrightEssex @RestoreBritain_ 🙏🙏🙏

There is only one way forward. @RestoreBritain_