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@mrturnables Exactly! 😍

@MonkeyInMachine Yooo! Crouch would be a cheat these days in those corner kicks 😂

Can Arsenal make another signing like Mosquera but in attack? 😭

Unexplored topic. Key figures in analytic philosophy were coffee drinkers while their continental counterparts drank tea. Is the choice of hot beverage determined by one's philosophical bent or vice versa? Forget Oxford & Princeton. Lavazza & Twinings must sponsor the symposia!

Sometimes I feel like the sole purpose of the universe is to entertain me

@cornu__copia In the meantime, let's not stop the tradition of Tampere students jumping on market square to push Turku back into the Baltic Sea :)

Finland wants to build a highway and railway connection from Turku to Stockholm. Other projects currently under consideration to improve the Finnish connecticity to the European mainland include the Helsinki - Tallinn tunnel and Vaasa - Umeå bridge.

@brivael I don't know about the entire country but you just described everybody in Paris, from bureaucrats to entrepreneurs and from butchers to the neighbor' cat.

Une chose qui m'a frappé en bossant des deux côtés de l'Atlantique. En France, l'arrogance d'un entrepreneur est inversement proportionnelle à sa réussite réelle. Le mec qui fait 20M d'ARR te parle comme s'il avait fondé Apple. Costume bien coupé, name-dropping de fonds, regard qui te jauge dès la poignée de main. Il maîtrise ses classes en-dessous comme un sport de combat. Dans la Silicon Valley, c'est l'inverse exact. Tu te retrouves à dîner avec un type qui a vendu sa boîte 1 milliard. Plus aucun problème d'argent jusqu'à la fin de ses jours. Et il te parle comme s'il débutait. Te demande ce que tu construis, prend des notes, te recommande trois personnes à appeler dans la semaine. Les meilleurs profils tech là-bas fondateurs sortis à plusieurs centaines de millions, ingénieurs principaux qui ont façonné des produits utilisés par des milliards de gens gardent une simplicité qui désarme. La différence n'est pas anecdotique. Elle est culturelle, et elle est structurante. En France, le statut se défend. En Californie, le statut se prouve par le prochain projet. Et à la fin, on s'étonne que les uns construisent des empires pendant que les autres optimisent leur table chez Caviar Kaspia.

@chesscom I thought he'd the checkers type.

Did you know European Golden Shoe winner, England legend, and Bayern hat-trick hero Harry Kane is now rated over 1400 at chess? 🐐🏆

@Dominos_UK poetry

introducing our new ‘Chelsea’s season’ pizza

@wylfcen Scooby Doo?

What are some good names of fictional characters? I think they really hit it out of the park with superheroes’ names: Peter Parker, Clark Kent. Christopher Robin is the most beautiful name I’ve ever heard.

@Polymarket It's all the Catalonians' fault.

NEW: Spain now ranks as the world's baldest country, with over 44% of men having male pattern baldness.

@ihtesham2005 So, uh, what does that do? Wrinkles?

A Russian biophysicist spent 30 years proving that shining red light on a cell could double its energy, and almost nobody believed her until a tech billionaire named Bryan Johnson made her work the most searched biohack on the internet. Her name was Tiina Karu. She worked in a Moscow lab through the 1980s and 1990s, and the discovery she defended for decades sat in journals nobody read while the rest of medicine ignored her. The whole thing started by accident. In 1967, a Hungarian doctor named Endre Mester was trying to use a new device called a laser to burn tumors out of mice. His laser was broken. It did not have enough power to burn anything. He used it anyway. The mice grew their hair back faster than the control group. Their wounds healed faster too. He had no idea why. Tiina Karu picked up his work and asked the question that mattered. Why does this happen. She ran experiments for 20 years. Different wavelengths. Different doses. Measuring what happens inside the cell when red light hits it. The answer she landed on was almost too specific to be true. The thing in your body that responds to red light is one enzyme. Cytochrome c oxidase. It sits inside your mitochondria. Mitochondria are the part of your cell that makes energy. They take oxygen and food and turn it into a molecule called ATP, which is the fuel your cells run on. Your body makes 40 to 70 kilograms of ATP every single day just to keep you alive. If your mitochondria slow down, you age faster, heal slower, lose hair, lose muscle, and get inflamed easier. Cytochrome c oxidase does most of the work. It contains copper and iron atoms. Those atoms happen to absorb light at very specific colors. Red light at 630 to 670 nanometers. Near-infrared light at 810 to 850 nanometers. Other colors do almost nothing. Blue does not work. Green does not work. The biology is locked to those two windows because that is what the metal inside the enzyme can physically catch. When a red photon hits that enzyme, three things happen. The enzyme runs faster. ATP production jumps 30 to 40% within minutes. Nitric oxide gets released. Blood vessels widen. More oxygen and nutrients flow in. A small stress signal goes off inside the cell that tells it to repair itself. The same signal it gets after exercise. Red light is not adding anything to the cell. It is just unlocking work the cell was already trying to do. For 30 years almost nobody outside her field cared. Red light therapy lived inside dental clinics for mouth ulcers and physical therapy offices for tendonitis. Medical schools did not teach it. The science sat in obscure journals. Then the evidence started piling up. A 2024 review of 18 trials confirmed red light speeds up wound healing. Another 2024 review found it lowered inflammation markers by 38% over 4 weeks. Athletes using red light before training had 45% less muscle soreness the next day. Seven separate trials on hair loss showed visible regrowth in every single one. A 2024 study found 15 minutes of red light before a meal cut blood sugar spikes by 27.7%. In March 2026, Nature published a 4,000 word feature on red light therapy. The most respected scientific journal on Earth officially admitted there was real biology under the hype. That was the moment the field crossed from fringe to mainstream. Bryan Johnson is the reason the average person now knows any of this exists. He uses a red light cap on his scalp for 6 minutes daily and a full-body panel three times a week. He posted his hair regrowth photos and his skin scans, and the algorithm did the rest. Red light masks went from biohacker forums to Sephora shelves in two years. Tiina Karu died in 2019. She did not live to see Nature validate her. She did not live to see a billionaire turn the enzyme she identified into a billion dollar industry. Every red light mask, panel, cap, and bed on the planet right now is just a way to deliver the photons she proved mattered. The wavelengths were always there. The enzyme was always there. The biology was always real. It just took a Hungarian doctor with a broken laser, a Russian scientist nobody listened to, and one tech billionaire willing to stand in front of a glowing panel for the world to finally pay attention.

@PAHoyeck Which page are you in? It may be worth dropping it before it gets duller, usually around page 26.

What do people see in this book? I'm usually a huge fan of science fiction, but I'm nearly halfway through it now and so far, I'm finding it unbearably dull. I'm thinking of dropping it. Am I likely to get more out of it if I keep going?

@JoshPhillipsPhD I have that bad boy right behind me together with 4 other Scruton masterpieces. Thanks for the reminder. I will read it again this summer.

Roger Scruton seems to have hit a nerve. I might also suggest “On Human Nature.” In short, we are more than just chemical reactions. There is a sacredness to human nature, experience, and behavior that can’t be explained just through evolutionary biology.

@Joe_ICHTHUS Sssshhhh, don't give ideas to Elon or Optimus will start making lattes

@MonkeyInMachine In the world of AI art - this is the only art that will remain human. We can just call it human arts degree - but it’s literally just latte art

Taking bets: How long until an Ivy League launches an MA in Latte Art Studies?

@Joe_ICHTHUS No. It's our chance!

@MonkeyInMachine This doesn’t already exist?

@Devon_Eriksen_ DFW’s Infinite Jest is to literature what Koons’ Rabbit is to art.

Someone once told me that David Foster Wallace's "Infinite Jest" must have gone over my head. It did not. It went over my shoulder.

@BlaiseInKC Set up a GoFundMe now. I’m in!!!!!

If I had a Time Machine one of the first things I’d do is try to go back and prevent that What’s Going On song by Four Non Blondes from being recorded.

@PAHoyeck Bloody hell, mind blown 🤣

Eat your heart out, Bertrand Russell.

Most plausible solution to the paradox of tragedy is Feagin’s meta-response. Human navel-glazing is the sure shot survival mechanism to always have the back patted—a craving as powerful as anything Maslow shelved at the top.