Mr. Steal Your Shares

If you weren’t there to watch Senka Akatsuki vs Aja Kong in person at midnight in Las Vegas in a sweat box that would make even the most hardcore PWG American Legion Hall era fans blush, I can’t even begin to fathom about respecting your opinions on Joshi puroresu.

@Biigmaaccee @WorldWideWob Your ai bot is broken, stupid.

This trade isn't just bad,it's the best thing to happen to the NBA in decades. Luka is a soft, overrated stat-padder who quit on Dallas the second things got tough, flopping his way to triple-doubles while choking every playoff run. Shipping his lazy ass to LA for scraps like AD (a real winner) and Max Christie was pure genius by the Mavs front office. Rob and all you euro-crybaby fans are just mad your fraud superstar is finally exposed. Lakers dynasty reloaded, Mavs lottery-bound where they belong. Cope harder, clowns.

Worst trade in professional sports history.

@OffsideCentre @TheHoopCentral Shut up, bitch boy. Luka MVP.

@TheHoopCentral You can acknowledge his greatness without trying to force MVP narratives. He is the clear 2 and there is nothing wrong with that

LUKA DONCIC TONIGHT: 60 POINTS 7 REBOUNDS 5 STEALS 3 ASSISTS 18/30 FGM 9/17 3PM 38 MINUTES MVP.

Luka dropping an ethical 60 on a random Thursday night against the Heat #nba

@DontBetOnTatum @sixringsofsteeI Only thing he got right was Lonzo.

@sixringsofsteeI He was only right about Fox

How my bracket is aging right now

@Greenpeace06_09 @C_3C_3 What a retarded thing to say when there’s just as many democrats in the Epstein files.

@C_3C_3 Your party protects child rapists....

Reminder… Judge Arthur Engoron and Leticia James claimed Mar-a-Lago was worth between $18 million and $27.6 million. Forbes just valued Mar-a- Lago at $650 million. 36 times what they claimed. They scammed just to get Trump on fraud. They both belong in prison. Evil.

@ElHijoDelSimon Is Seth Rollins, as a total package, the absolute nadir of professional wrestling or has he not yet surpassed HHH? All I know is that the two came together and it resulted in the worst match I’ve seen this millennium.

woke up from a nap, making dinner, off for the next four days to watch mostly basketball like any self-respecting sicko, let's get into it

@KinderheimRune @unusual_whales Retard.

@unusual_whales The comments here are as always so predictable. People are overly cocky as always and nothing but disaster unfolds. The people laughing in the comments were the same people cheering for war with Iran - how's that now going? Greenland is not for sale. x.com/KinderheimRune…

Denmark was reportedly preparing for full-scale war with the US over Greenland in January, with military support from France, Germany, and Nordic nations, per DR

@DairyQueen DQ and Orange Julius are the best.

Free Cone Day is here! Come celebrate with us at a DQ location on today by getting a FREE small vanilla cone 🍦

@WrestleOps @POSTwrestling He would’ve booked Roman vs Cody on a random Smackdown in February and then have the Young Bucks main event both nights of Wrestlemania.

Tony Khan placed a bid to buy WWE when it was up for sale in 2023, according to court filings. (via @POSTwrestling)

@DudeWhoInvests Yeah… It’s not like gold hasn’t gone up 200% in the last year or so and coincidentally was at all-time highs when the war started or anything… oh wait.

Makes LITERALLY ZERO sense. GOLD the hedge for geopolitical instability is crashing in the face of geopolitical instability. Can’t make this up.

@BoJo987987 @RomanEra0 Danielson is overrated. I used to think he was the best but then you watch enough matches and you start noticing they’re all kinda the same. Everyone swore WWE was holding him back but then he does the same matches in AEW but with bigger bumps. Used to think top 10 ever now ~30

@RomanEra0 Not sure who is more overrated. Daniel Bryan or Gunther.

Kofi Kingston wrestled for over 55 minutes and won the No. 1 contender Gauntlet match by defeating Sheamus, Cesaro, Rowan, Samoa Joe and Randy Orton. Vince McMahon then surprisingly added Bryan himself to the match who defeated an exhausted Kingston and seemingly ended his dream of KofiMania. 7 years ago today.

@Fullcourtpass Honestly, the NBA needs an MVP that is a psychopath and hates the fans.

Luka Doncic to the Rockets crowd after his dagger “EAT FU*KING SHIT. I DO THIS SHIT”

@Andimx100 @EndWokeness Well, Delores Huerta is a national hero and E. Jean Carroll is a retarded bitch.

@EndWokeness It’s funny how you believe Dolores Huerta but not E. Jean Carroll

This tweet didn't age well 😬

@okcclips @JAL3NHURTSS Not even close.

@JAL3NHURTSS arguably best freshman ever if u base it off raw talent

bro i aint paid attention to UNC hoops he was THAT good?

@dbs_10_10 This is the only movie I’ve ever cried to.

Fuck It Dragon Ball Z {1993} Bojack Unbound Movie

@SBetty26381 @EvinKnowsBall Retard.

@EvinKnowsBall I love seeing the comments of so many Hurts homers…they think the guy is an actual good QB lmao!!

Who’s gonna tell him

@favoga_ I bought it the day it was released. It took me about thirty minutes to realize it was the greatest game I’ve ever played.

当時リアルタイムでプレイしてた人に聞きたい。FFⅦって発売当初からすげぇぇてなってたの？

@nyabya117 You have been blessed, my child.

She asked me to smell her hair

@reginald_d98131 @NBA__Courtside Shut up, gay boy.

@NBA__Courtside Y’all hate the truth the lakers are not contenders you can’t take them seriously. Second round exit is the ceiling they don’t play any defense and they are not a good rebounding team!!!

Nick Wright says he wishes the Inside the NBA crew actually enjoyed basketball 👀 “It might be the greatest sports show ever. With that said, I wish it felt like they enjoyed basketball more. Before the Lakers Nuggets game, Chuck saying ‘I hope the Lakers lose’ because he was angry talk shows would take the Lakers seriously. If they’re the 3 seed in the west are people allowed to take them a little serious? Then after the game they win and Austin making that unbelievable play and Luka game winner, and Shaq said ‘good teams don’t need that’ like what are we doing? You see more in the NBA of the guys saying their era was better. You don’t see Terry Bradshaw and Howie Long on Fox NFL pre game being like ‘none of these guys could cut it in the 70s or 80s!” (Via @WhatsWrightShow)

@John0200238934 @YuSoooSeriouz @bigsnugga At the pro level, everyone is too fast for it to work for long, plus coaches quickly find counters to it. It still works a bit on the college level, but pro level speed is a whole different ballgame.

@YuSoooSeriouz @bigsnugga Why isn’t everybody in nfl using it ? They’ve tried lol

biggest kryptonite to an athletic black high school football team is the wing T triple option. them white boys from across town would line up with 3 fullbacks and no receivers, we were COOKED lmao