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Julio, Marc's Imaginary Pet Monkey

@MonkeysMarch

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Harmeet@SinghSahaaaab·
Broke in cash, billionaire in love.
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⚓️🐕SaltyDog🐕⚓️
⚓️🐕SaltyDog🐕⚓️@doggiedogthedog·
I couldn’t believe how many gnats we had in the house last night until I remembered I have cataracts
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ɢʀɛɛռ ɢօɖ
ɢʀɛɛռ ɢօɖ@iGreenGod·
Admit it, you've Googled yourself before.
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Jason, ex Inferis
Jason, ex Inferis@benedictsred·
Copper thieves be like I love the wire
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Jen
Jen@SleepEatScream·
If the conversation involves sarcasm and twisted humour, I'm in.
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thewelder
thewelder@walkawayslowly·
It’s not right that people living in the south are experiencing spring and up here in Ontario I have to get the dog sled out again
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Schmuck Lang Syne
Schmuck Lang Syne@SchmuckOnAHorse·
Will someone tell me when it's safe* to come out please? * when teens stop sticking their tongues out in pictures
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Krista
Krista@Kristasunshine1·
Feeling unwanted changes you.
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Stu, For Real
Stu, For Real@StuForReal·
Don't even talk to me until i've had my divine retribution
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Benny Boy
Benny Boy@Camel_Crushin·
Chuck Norris was like…I’m gonna go kick ass in the afterlife, because fuck this.
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DaddyJew
DaddyJew@DaddyJew·
my glass house and i would just like some privacy. so please, just let us be you fucking pieces of shit
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boo-boo-ɾɑҍҍíԵ
boo-boo-ɾɑҍҍíԵ@StrangerTings5·
My condition is unconscious but stable. No. The other way round.
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Benny Boop💋
Benny Boop💋@Bernadette10197·
I don't give a fuck Chuck Norris died. One less trumper.
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Festus
Festus@neledmax·
The kind of slow healing only listening to the wind as it whispers to me can bring
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Reese
Reese@Reeseforsure·
Keep doing the hard things because when life fcks you again, you’ll be ready
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MΦrρhιηε✮Drεαɱzz
MΦrρhιηε✮Drεαɱzz@MorphineDreamzz·
being unhinged to keep things interesting.
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Mr.Carter
Mr.Carter@dexteristwisted·
A womans sigh can speak a 1000 words
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The REAL #CheekyDre
The REAL #CheekyDre@CheekyDre·
Ding dong.
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The REAL #CheekyDre
The REAL #CheekyDre@CheekyDre·
Let's find little ways to validate each other. Mix it up!
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