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Michael

@michaelo2016

I tried to not be a dork once, that didn’t work out too well. out of circulation. Adopt a shelter pet!!

Florida Katılım Nisan 2016
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Michael
Michael@michaelo2016·
Being a man is by birth and time, being a gentleman is a choice.
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Don⚓🛥💫🤪
Don⚓🛥💫🤪@DonE626·
@michaelo2016 Yeah, that knucklehead is out of control with his mooning. One of these days someone is going to call the police on him. And if that happens I'll lock him in his room with my litter box. If that doesn't cure him nothing will. 🤢😸
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Don⚓🛥💫🤪
Don⚓🛥💫🤪@DonE626·
Rise & shine Callie it's #Caturday! Callie: Dopey Don, don't you know by now that I'm the boss? 😼 Now be a good boy and get me my treats and a meowgarita Right away m'lady but first I'm going to say happy Saturday from Callie and me! We hope you have a great weekend! 🐱😊
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Mari Indigo@mari_indigo·
I can be looking at you and not listening to a damn thing you saying
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Michael
Michael@michaelo2016·
You might be the villain in someone’s story and not even know it.
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Michael
Michael@michaelo2016·
@DonE626 Don is a great guy deep down inside Callie. Just be sure he doesn’t get carried away with mooning people. Or cats.
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Don⚓🛥💫🤪
Don⚓🛥💫🤪@DonE626·
@michaelo2016 Meeeeeeeeow! Michael!!! 😺😺😺 Nice to see you. Are you keeping Dopey Don in line? I'm so busy with my eating and sleeping, I can't keep an eye on that boy. 😸
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Michael
Michael@michaelo2016·
Therapist: Those are not antidepressants Me: I can’t remember being unhappy while holding a Taco Therapist: Me: What?
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Rochelle@Apostrophe_Elle·
Was unreasonably denied permission to photo copy his paws.
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Michael
Michael@michaelo2016·
@xo_itzanito Fashionable yet comfortable. What’s not to like!
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Michael
Michael@michaelo2016·
Wealth doesn’t always equate to class. In my experience it can actually make it harder for some people.
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Michael
Michael@michaelo2016·
Just because you can doesn’t mean you should.
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Cali@calidaysay·
Summer is really just winter’s revenge for all the complaints.
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Awisp@ALXtampa·
A succulent night~
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𝐿@Lipgloss_3·
I choose encouragement over competition.
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