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@pc18020460 @BBGreatMoments Because it wasn't a catch in the outfield, it was a force out at the plate. The LAD runner at 2nd base incorrectly went back to 2nd base. So Contreras trotted over to 3rd and got the force out there. The Brewers defense all understood what was happening based on umpires signals.

@BBGreatMoments Just to be clear... once it hits the wall its no longer a catch right? This isnt a double play.

One of the wildest plays in the history of baseball

@ChuckFreimund He looks like he's there to chew bubble gum and kick a$$. Is he all out of bubble gum?

Was there ever a better wedding crasher than Roddy Piper??

@BasedMikeLee Easier to list the only ones that should exist: State, War, Treasury, Justice, Homeland Security.

Which departments of the U.S. government should not exist?

@ESPNMilwaukee Professional baseball is a business. Booing is how the customers (fans) communicate their dissatisfaction with the product in professional sports. The customer is always right.

Pat Murphy on Brewers fans booing Trevor Megill: “After he saved 30 games for this team, A kid that’s been through all that he’s been through … came out with an arm injury and still pitched in one of the biggest innings of Game 5 (NLDS)... and for them to be booing him up there, that’s just not our best fans. … These aren’t machines out there. These are people. And I thought that was in poor taste.” #ThisIsMyCrew

@MichaelARothman It distills down to a longstanding and basic truth: liberals have no sense of humor.

𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐀 𝐊𝐔𝐃𝐑𝐎𝐖 𝐉𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐒𝐀𝐈𝐃 𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐘 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐃𝐈𝐀𝐍 𝐈𝐍 𝐇𝐎𝐋𝐋𝐘𝐖𝐎𝐎𝐃 𝐈𝐒 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐁𝐔𝐓 𝐖𝐎𝐍’𝐓 𝐒𝐀𝐘 The 𝘍𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘴 star told 𝘐𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘷𝘪𝘦𝘸 𝘔𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘻𝘪𝘯𝘦 that new sitcoms are unwatchable because the industry is “𝘵𝘰𝘰 𝘢𝘧𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘫𝘰𝘬𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘮𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘶𝘯𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦”. “𝘐’𝘮 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘥𝘳𝘢𝘸𝘯 𝘵𝘰 𝘯𝘦𝘸 𝘴𝘪𝘵𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘮𝘶𝘭𝘵𝘪-𝘤𝘢𝘮𝘦𝘳𝘢 𝘪𝘯 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢𝘯 𝘢𝘶𝘥𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘐’𝘮 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘣𝘶𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘵. 𝘐 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬 𝘸𝘦 𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘫𝘰𝘬𝘦𝘴”. She’s describing what killed comedy. The same industry that produced 𝘚𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘧𝘦𝘭𝘥, 𝘍𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘴, 30 𝘙𝘰𝘤𝘬, and 𝘊𝘶𝘳𝘣 𝘠𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘌𝘯𝘵𝘩𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘢𝘴𝘮 — shows that built NBC’s empire by making audiences laugh 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 it was uncomfortable — now produces sanitized, pre-approved content designed to offend no one and entertain no one. Kudrow put it simply: “𝘊𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘥𝘺 𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘦” — the kind where an audience thinks “𝘐 𝘤𝘢𝘯’𝘵 𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘷𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘴𝘢𝘪𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵”. That reaction is now classified as a liability. Studios run scripts through sensitivity readers before they run them past focus groups. The result is shows that feel like corporate HR training with a laugh track. This is what happens when an entire industry surrenders creative freedom to the loudest complainers on social media. The audience didn’t stop wanting edgy comedy — the ratings for reruns of 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘖𝘧𝘧𝘪𝘤𝘦 and 𝘚𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘧𝘦𝘭𝘥 on streaming prove that every single quarter. The 𝐞𝐱𝐞𝐜𝐮𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐬 stopped having the spine to greenlight it. 𝐂𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐝𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐜𝐚𝐧’𝐭 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐮𝐧𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐢𝐬𝐧’𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐝𝐲. 𝐈𝐭’𝐬 𝐚 𝐓𝐄𝐃 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐤 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐬𝐞𝐭. variety.com/2026/tv/news/l…

@therealdavealt1 @BasedMikeLee That is simply retarded.

@BasedMikeLee Everyday Mike, everyday

On the Senate floor Refuting false claims being made by Senate Democrats about the SAVE America Act I have yet to hear a legitimate argument against it And nearly every argument I’ve heard badly distorts what the bill actually says What’s stunning is that they keep making the same false statements—no matter how many times I’ve refuted them

@VanessaKade If there are other civilizations in the universe, will we ever meet them?

if you could ask for one piece of currently inaccessible knowledge from the Universe and it would tell you the answer, what would you want to know? (looking for meaningful things people are most curious about, not "next week's lotto numbers")

@Peter_Bukowski @sportsrapport Poker and blackjack here. Winning a poker tournament is like a jackpot.

@sportsrapport I like to gamble. I love Vegas. I don't understand the appeal of slot machines at ALL. Just play video games if you want to press buttons on a screen.

We as a society have to be pretty close to reaching peak slot machine

@cicer0_78 @BaldingsWorld Ahem.. No trains? Burlington, WI had to build a bypass with a viaduct that goes over the tracks because trains run thru downtown all the time. I have ridden both the Metra and Hiawatha between Chicago and southeastern Wisconsin.

@BaldingsWorld No but seriously. Why are there no trains in the US?

Let me tell you the most tired and terrible types of China analysis: 1. The "comparison". People in China and United States inhale oxygen and exhale CO2. This proves America is becoming more authoritarian 2. The "omission". Ok yes, there are no chips going to China, beefing up intelligence and military cooperation with Japan and Phillipines, missiles are being sent to Taiwan, Maduro and Chinese advisers are out in Venezuela but he did not say "China Party Chairman Xi is a son of bitch" so clearly he doesn't care about China. 3. The "competition". China has 15 minute delivery on anything by guys making nothing on motor bikes or drones. America is falling behind in drone delivery. Trust me, if there is a way American's can get lazier we will perfect it. 4. "The "trains". We get it China has trains. Just stop talking and rub two brain cells together about why. If you want to say America is the best/worst and China is the worst/best at least give good reasons, insights, and comparisons.

@RobDemovsky What is the definition of, "repeatedly resell?" Two a year? Over half in a year? All but one in a year? Three out of the four you have in one game? C'mon. They need to be more specific.

The Packers say they’ll continue to crack down on season tickets holders who regularly sell. Those who “repeatedly resell … whether on the secondary market or through ticket brokers (directly or indirectly), may have their renewal ability impacted without further warning.”

@DailyLoud At the very least she should face arson charges, which carry multi-year prison sentences. But this was politically motivated, making it terrorism. 20 years in CECOT sounds about right for this piece of work.

Anti-ICE woman tried to set fire to a South Kansas City warehouse rumored to be a potential ICE detention center

@SenatorBaldwin Never bring a knife to a gunfight. Never bring a gun to a cop fight.

Alex Pretti should still be with us today. I spoke with his former teacher, who shared with me just what kind of person Alex was.

@RobbiJadeLew @PicturesFoIder @grok Interesting idea. These days they can get DNA from Neanderthal remains, and they've been gone for 30K years. Seems like they could try that.

@PicturesFoIder Hey @grok is it possible to get DNA from her blood to know if she has any living descendants today?

This 15 year old girl was sacrificed 500 years ago. She is preserved this well because she was frozen during sleep & kept in a dry cold condition. She was an archaeological revolution for being one of the best preserved mummies, since there was even blood in her body & her internal organs remained.

@professornez @jamie_raskin @nicksortor This is the same piece of work who made a public statement threatening foreign nations that cooperate with Trump with future reprisals after the Democrats win power.

🚨EXCLUSIVE: This could be one of the BIGGEST, MOST PATHETIC LOSERS in Congressional History. The RAT! Rattty Rat Rat Rep. Jamie Raskin @jamie_raskin FOAMING AT THE MOUTH over a few simple questions from an American citizen @nicksortor Representative Jamie Raskin MELTS DOWN When Asked About the Border Crisis! (UNBELIEVABLE Reaction) Raskin PANICS on Camera After Getting Called Out Over Border Support!

@packfan808 @Peter_Bukowski 2023 Wild Card vs. Dallas, which is about the only team that chokes even harder than the Packers. The Packers got outchoked in that one.

@Peter_Bukowski When’s the last time he won a playoff game?

What's crazy is I think the LaFleur doomers are wildly entitled, but also have a point. I'm like 65/35 on it

@AlbertBreer @packers This is Titletown, not Playofftown or Choketown.

Matt LaFleur will enter Year 8 with a 76-40-1 record. His winning percentage of .654 is 16th all-time, ahead of Andy Reid, Sean Payton and Mike Tomlin. Obviously, there's a hump to eventually get over, but he's done a lot of good for the @Packers.

@Breaking911 Looks like good FAFO to me.

ICE protester who lost his vision while attempting to stop an arrest in Minneapolis: “I will be blind for life. I have fractures in my skull that they can't fix…They said it was a miracle I survived.”

@Peter_Bukowski @lockedonpackers Love your show. Best wishes.

No @lockedonpackers tomorrow or Squad Show for me tonight. Unfortunately it will probably not be the last one I have to miss over the coming months as our family works through a difficult medical situation. I love you football sickos and I’ll back as soon as I can.

Why are the Packers, who so often are the darlings of advanced numbers, continually underachieving in big moments? The answer lies in that which cannot be quantified. Good analysis by @JacobWestendorf. si.com/nfl/packers/on…

@Notwokenow She needs to get back into her lane. Her job is to interpret the Constitution and the law. But she's trying to use her SCOTUS seat to redefine our culture. It's a problem.

I can’t believe this woman is a Supreme Court Justice. Ketanji Brown Jackson: “We are now looking at the definition of a girl and we're saying only people who were girl-assigned at birth qualify." No one is “assigned” anything at birth. At birth, gender/sex is VISIBLY recognizable by anatomy. It is not an assignation. It is a BIOLOGICAL REALIZATION. Gender/sex is determined by biology, not personality choices. This isn’t complicated. This isn’t a choice, anymore than race or hair texture. This WOMAN is a disgrace to SCOTUS.