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Monster Cheech
@MonsterCheech
😎 🇺🇸🐊🐕 🙏🤺🍺 That's it. My peeps are crazy, so be warned! But the best folks ever! Prefer real, honest people with original thoughts. No TRAINS!!!
Gulf of America, Florida, USA Katılım Mayıs 2022
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@Soaringeagle45 I am going to to do this with a few employees! I am actually upper management! 😂 🐊
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@JeffHen06231303 @manateenative2 Yep. No one ever talks about the Banana Spiders! Just whispering Banana Spider sends me into a fetal position
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@manateenative2 Palmetto bug I could handle. It was the Banana spider on the bed at 3:00 am that got me.
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@LisaLp23 My favorite sign! I have one but haven't posted it yet.
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Just installed the new farm gate sign and I’m not even sorry 😂
“No Trespassing. We’re tired of hiding the bodies.”
Farmers, or homeowners what’s the funniest (or most direct) no-trespassing sign you’ve ever seen?
And be honest… how long do you think this one will last before someone tests it? 👀
#FarmLife #GeorgiaFarm #NoTrespassing #CountryHumor

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Today marks six months without drinking a drop of alcohol of any kind! Six months of eating seven fruit and vegetables a day, drinking 10 glasses of water, no carbs and no red meat, plus at least 8 hours of sleep a night. The change in my body has been fantastic! I feel great, I lost weight and my way of thinking is very positive! I'm looking to keep this up until I die. No alcohol, eat only healthy foods, getting lots of sleep and above all, an hour of exercise every day!
To be honest, I don't know whose status this is, but I was so happy for them, I copied and pasted it!!
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@Frankodynamite Maybe try putting a Cheese Nip between each toe... Or tye them all up under the blankie together and force them to love you more! 😂 🐊
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@billytex940 Bitch! 😂 🐊 🐊 😂 My dumb ass didn't fill up last week - had a good 1/3 tank left. Gas popped up $. 50 a gallon overnight. Unfortunately, I am so used to paying high fluxating prices for the past few years, it just seems normal.
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@Suekusowski1 🤣 Next time lube up with high temp oil - like olive oil. Dang, bacon fat is cheaper, but it burns hotter.
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On this day 13 years ago, my only son was sworn in to the US Army. In ten days, it will be 12 years since he was killed in Afghanistan 2 weeks before he was due to come home. He was just 21. This week is also Memorial Day. My greatest fear now is that he will be forgotten. Please help me remember my boy during this tough week of special dates (share if you feel inspired. It never gets easier but the love and support always helps. ♥️🇺🇸
Jacob H Wykstra
KIA May 28th, 2014
Maruf, Afghanistan
Jake was a Christian, an athlete, a patriot, an artist, dog lover, a friend to all and the funniest, happiest guy in the platoon. Jake, you’ve left a huge void in our lives, but we will see you one day and there will no more heartache and no more goodbyes ♥️🇺🇸


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@llandoniffirg Come on! Monster needs a boop! Stinker gets all of the attention now...
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@llandoniffirg OMG! She is Monster's twin! (except Monster doesn't destroy anything!)
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🤣 Damn rescue I was trying to rehome! 10 month old Pitt, named him Noodle! (long story about the rescue part).
He and my two other dogs, Conan (Pitt) and Bonkers (Rat Terrier) saved me from a sexual preditor/druggie (another long story!)
Noodle was actually chosen by a major dog food company in their ads, and was quickly adopted by a family in California.
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@WithinLimits24 Today was a good day. Several problems that were bothering me were addressed and somewhat solved. Can't complain.
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