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Was it a toad, or was it a frog Sir Marmaduke Constable swallowed?

It would be great to see everyone at Prohibition Bar in Newcastle on Saturday, or online! You can get your tickets here: ticketsource.co.uk/shadows-at-the…

GET DRESSED YOU MERRY GENTLEMEN, LET NOTHING YOU DISMAY! FOR IT IS CHRISTMAS CHRISTMAS CHRISTMAS CHRISTMAS CHRISTMAS DAY! ITS CHRISTMAS CHRISTMAS CHRISTMAS CHRISTMAS CHRISTMAS CHRISTMAS DAY! IT IS CHRII-HI-HI-HI-HI-HISMAS DAY, CHRISSIMUS DAY! IT IS CHRIII-HI-HI-HI-HI-HISMAS DAAAY

@BexBookaholic I got my first tattoo a few weeks ago at the age of 51. I tried temporary ones from inkbox first to see what kind of thing I wanted and where. Decided on a small blackbird on my thigh. Absolutely no pain during or after and Im so so pleased with it. Do it!

I really want a tattoo. I keep chickening out because I don't do pain. Could someone sedate me and make me do it please? I'm fed up of talking about it and never doing it!

This is my current read. The House of Doors by Tan Twan Eng #BookTwitter

@BexBookaholic Just started this one. Something warm and feel good. I felt I needed it today. Not sure why...(Strokes chin)

Cheer me up #BookTwitter. What are you reading? (Other than doom scrolling)

This is my current read. Something warm and uplifting for this particular day #BookTwitter #clarepooley

Slowly catching up with the Rebus books. #BookTwitter

@goodreads The Black Book by Ian Rankin

It's Friday! What are you reading this weekend?

Happy Halloween to every troubled couple who just bought a new house.

To brighten up budget day, I am giving a set of these Fabulous Mr Benn badges away. To be in the bowler hat, all you have to do is retweet this tweet. I'll choose a winner this time next week. Good Luck!!

@MikeWhitton @bertsbooks I certainly will do 👍

@MooLittle @bertsbooks I’m tempted to buy this one… let me know whether you think it’s worth it!

What's everyone reading this weekend?

🔴 LATEST: Journalist Has Meltdown While Reporting The News. 👇🏻 #BrokenNews would like to apologise about this #SaturdayMorning update.

Currently reading We'll Prescribe You A Cat By Syou Ishida #BookTwitter #Twitterbooks #bookworm

@bertsbooks The Murder Game. By Tom Hindle

What’s everyone reading this weekend?

Currently reading The Murder Game. By Tom Hindle. #BookTwitter #bookworms #tomhindle #themurdergame

The real problem with that Russell Brand Amulet video

Current read. Fixit. By Joe Ide. The last of the IQ series #BookTwitter #library #book

Hey! In less than a month THE FOLLY, my salty, creepy novel, gets a second chance with a fantastic publisher who cares about their authors, readers, and the books that connect them. It would mean A LOT to me if you would preorder it, retweet, the works🖤 daturabooks.com/product/the-fo…

As it's Friday, I'm asking all my followers to please retweet (and comment) on this post if you see it, to help my bird account be seen! 🙏😀 To make it worth sharing, here's a Robin in song from Woolacombe in North Devon. 😍🐦 Thank you very much! 📷 😊♥️