Shannon

i really don't think i'd survive an interaction this intimate😭

I'm convinced

if anyone ever startles Emma again i’ll freak the fuck out and set everything on fire

All these new headlights are TOO fucking bright

@askamys @pdhouse @TRHLofficial Mine too!

@pdhouse @TRHLofficial Stephen Hopkins is my 10th great grandfather

The Mayflower passengers who arrived in Plymouth November 11, 1620 vs. The Mayflower passengers who survived to Thanksgiving 1621, less than one year later.

wow this is THE photo

If I ever hear a man say your body, my choice out loud in person with his whole chest I’m going to jail & y’all better bail me out

@notdanilu What’s so cool about movies, especially streaming movies, is that you don’t have to watch them.

So it begins. MAGA is about to find out how tariffs actually work first hand.

me unfollowing every person who’s posted a tr*mp story

Omg they did a male version of the ‘secret vote’ ad and it’s even better than the female version.

Absolutely gorgeous view of the northern lights in South Milwaukee, WI over Lake Michigan ✨

@NWSMilwaukee @NWSSWPC South Milwaukee, Wi

Clouds are staying to the north of us and giving us quite a show tonight! Here are just a few snapshots from our office. To learn more about this geomagnetic storm and the aurora visit @NWSSWPC or their website swpc.noaa.gov #wiwx

"No one wants to work anymore." the jobs:

Excision did everything in his power to make sure Lost Lands could still happen for us. Subtronics came on Social Media basically BEGGING y’all to not smoke weed. Please, YOU CAN STILL GET HIGH, just with edibles and vapes for this week. Don’t be that person 😤