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@mollydixx Whoop > Apple Watch

Guess my height?

@lifeoflivvvv On purpose?

Just got called a whore in my DMs, but yet I’m almost a year celibate hahaha, please fuck off if you’re just gonna be hateful lmaooo

@fitty_d Looks like your ass is wearing a shirt. Business casual twerk

This is what it looks like when you got a small booty don’t bully me

Classy girl

@Lala97perez This algorithm is wild. Idk why I’m seeing this, but i guess it’s a sign. You still want to come to Miami? I’ll show you love for your bday

I wanted to go to Miami for my birthday weekend this weekend but nobody was down 🥲

@mclovenxoxo Wow you got 150 in less than an hour!

just realized it’s fucking tuesday😂😂

@ketamizedkitty Degrassi is a legendary show

date idea: you buy a bag i do it all and force you to watch degrassi next generation for 3 hours straight

@PA_P3RRY @bajab2b Stop scaring the hoes

@bajab2b What about almost 30, gym regular, drink 0-1x a week, plenty of savings, good employment, and kind. What now

pookie you are almost 30 years old, can’t stick a gym routine, you drink 4+ days a week, have no savings, and then wonder why you can’t find a nice girl to love you

@ketamizedkitty On a school day?

bro my bestfriend wakes me up to lines bitch let me drink water FIRST damn

@lowstakesdre You can’t equate the deliciousness of the right to the left.

Ground beef lunch: $6.50 Chipotle: $21 Never leaving my lunch at home again.

@hank_buckley Brightline is actually super nice

Question for Miami people: Is it stupid to fly into FLL and uber into the city if it’s like a third of the price

HOLY S*$% @MISTER_KEATING IS ONE OF THE SICKEST GAMBLERS OF ALL TIME Watch the Super High Roller Cash Game presented by @MonkeyTilt on PokerGO.com.

@ketamizedkitty I’ve never thought of just being a normal guy in miami makes me like a shiny Pokémon but it really hit my nostalgia chords just right😂

how do i manifest a bf who isn’t emotionally unavailable or a whore in miami.. it’s like a shiny pokémon fr

@mollydixx Where can I find a silly hot girl like this

Remember when my hair was this long 😂😭 I sometimes miss it but no I do not want to grow it back yet

@G00BYDOOBY Think i found it. Looks damn good to me

@MooreWubz I looked it up and hurt my own feelings

Never should’ve looked at Club Space’s NYE lineup. Now I’m in denial.

@nicknactax @longhorndave I think I need to go to therapy because people think I’m crazy for being baffled at the idea of talking to someone all day/every day

@MooreWubz @longhorndave Not really, we have our phones attached to us at all times.

If you are dating someone, you should text them when you board the plane and when you land. That should be the first thing you do, every single time. I've only had one ex not do that and it used to drive me nuts. Do some people just really not think about their partners? Or is it the activity that they don't think is worthy of checking in on?

@nicknactax @longhorndave This sounds like a crazy amount of work

@longhorndave So for me, I want to know when she gets through security, when she boards, when she lands, when she gets the luggage claim, and so on and so forth. It was absolutely maddening when my ex wouldn't do that. She would do it if she was flying to see me

i really just tweet into the abyss

@dbrinker001 It’s a cash game straddle, so SB should play linear 3bet or fold strat and 4.5x is correct size. You’re breaking even against his range with this hand. Factor in the UTG open and you’re losing EV. Recommend deviate strat to jam if UTG or SB play too wide. In vegas this is a fold.

WHATS THE PLAY BOYS 3bettor 65k hands 24vpip 18pfr

@anonymishhh is this see through or the color