Thaddeus “Third Leg” Crenshaw

@CooterMcgraw88 Ur dms are locked, I followed you but need to be mutuals

@MooseKnucleTom Yea dude, super easy to get set up. Shoot me a dm.

Throwback SEC Widespread Panic tee samples came out great. Available now, link in bio!

@DaleJones19977 Paid 16 bucks to get my toes stomped in by every white girl under the age of 25 for 4 hours. Piss poor management

Porchfest. Does it get better than this?

@BigJohnson1085 Kids got foids lined up to talk to him. Can’t hate on it Dick

Go back to chapel hill you twink #shrink

@bagmonsta Cut ur fucking nails dude Jesus Christ

5th night in a row I’ve woken up in a cold sweat dreaming about her. She’s the last thing on my mind before I fall asleep and the first thing I think of when I wake up. Costco hotdogs for dinner

@piratecapt16 @Lee_Roy_Jenk Good thing Clemson isn’t in Greenville retard

@Lee_Roy_Jenk Just a bit south and west of your school is a town that owns your ass. Athens, Ga owns Greenville, SC.

Not a place I’d rather be than Clemson South Carolina, hope yall can say the same about y’all’s schools.

5 wake up, she’s got you on the big screen. #dox

@huck_tuah Black wifebeater at trips is the new uniform

Niggas who ride bikes in the middle of the road should be medically castrated and skinned alive #killyourself

Yea bro, semester dump while paying respects is totally the move. Jesus fucking Christ kid

@billy53564 Watts on main feed, awesome

Me tonight with my Furman ML winnings

@Lee_Roy_Jenk Kid got banished to bridge

Working on his bid right now

@DonnyJenkins67 Give em hell Quentin. Best, Thad

Attempting to close.

Thot daughter or congress the band glazing son #decisions

“Have his 2 retarded ass fucking roommates stay up till 3am talking about geo-politics and conspiracy theories the night before all of his midterms.”

@Lee_Roy_Jenk Oconee Lanes isn’t ready

@MooseKnucleTom Took us two years, but gotdamn was it worth it

Bunction (bowling function) With tab!

Damn it feels good to be a fucking American right about now #USAHockey

@Lee_Roy_Jenk Planning on scaring every girl I can at occasions tn

Yep. I’m not getting butt tonight.